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    Um, Mr. Zorn, Your Balls Are Showing

    By Chris Mottram | June 4, 2008

    Chris Cooley and Jim Zorn have more in common that we ever imagined: They’re both white and they both wear hot pants:

    I believe we should start the movement now for the Zorn Star to bring back the short shorts at some point this season. Either that, or wear the same blue bell bottoms that then Seahawks coach Jack Patera was rockin’ in that video. Comedy always helps to ease the pain of losing.

    (H/T to With Leather)

    UPDATE: I’m so embarrassed.

    Topics: Zorn Star, Absurd Video, High Fashion, Redskins |

    3 Responses to “Um, Mr. Zorn, Your Balls Are Showing”

    1. Brinson Says:
      June 4th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

      Bumblebee Tuna.

    2. Jamie Mottram Says:
      June 4th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

      Spitting image: early ’80s Zorn and Uncle Rico.

    3. Terps77 Says:
      June 4th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

      Gotta get serious about keeping my calves warm and my thighs cool with these knee highs and short shorts drills.

      I can smell the Sex Panther from that news desk all the way from 1981.

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