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White People Are Good at Dancing
By Chris Mottram | June 2, 2008
If you read me over at TSB then you already know that I made my first voyage to Asheville, NC this weekend. (If you didn’t know that, then why the fuck aren’t you reading TSB? You’re dead to me.) If you aren’t familiar with Asheville, allow me to sum it up for you in four words: hippie capital of America. If you hate hippies, don’t ever go there. Unless you’re in the mood for a good killing spree.
Anywho, on Saturday we decided to dive headfirst into the tree huggery and go to the Mountain Sports Festival. I didn’t witness any actual mountain sports, just Frisbee disc golf and dudes going in circles on bicycles. But none of that mattered anyway, because the real action was going on in front of the stage, where hippies proved that they will dance to even the shittiest music (shirtless guy on the right of the screen is your MVP):
After the jump, witness the only appropriate shirt to wear around the city of Asheville (don’t worry, the tree people are, like, non-confrontational, maaaan).
Topics: Absurd Video, Field Trips, Mother Nature, Righteousness | 4 Comments »
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:16 PM
“I didn’t witness any actual mountain sports, just Frisbee disc golf and dudes going in circles on bicycles.”
Bullshit. You can’t go to a hippie fest without hacky sack and those juggle stick things. Not possible.
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:01 PM
You can’t go to a hippie convention and not see ring toss.
Sounds like you got duped by those Mighty Mountain Men, Mottram.
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:04 PM
If this wasn’t an authentic hippie fest, then I don’t wanna see the real thing. My mind was already blown.
June 2nd, 2008 at 11:08 PM
You boys are missing the point – the question isn’t what exactly he saw there, it’s why on Earth he went there in the first place. Yikes.