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    Meet the World’s Most Literal Brewers Fan

    By Jamie Mottram | May 27, 2008

    Upon seeing Milwaukee play the D.C. nine, it can be said that the Brewers join the Wizards as teams that should certainly go back to their old colors. It was evident throughout the Park as the vast majority of visiting fans wore vintage Brew Crew Blue, with this guy serving as Milwaukee’s finest:

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    What follows is more fan fashion from Saturday at Nats Park and Monday at Camden Yards as the brothers Mottram, including Beef, double-dipped on half-smokes, Boog’s BBQ and beers for the holiday weekend …

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    That’s Beef there on the left and “Hat Trick” star Mandellionaire on the right.

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    This gentlemen found the Racing Presidents to be lacking in originality.

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    For the consideration of Straight Cash Homey: Channing Frye, Knicks.

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    The Derek Jeter jersey tee in Baltimore orange & black was a bad choice.

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    His Albert Belle jersey must have been at the cleaners. Nice hat though.

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    We leave you with this image of Johnny Damon, gunned down by Nick Markakis (via Getty). Because of that play, the large, hairy man next to us on the flag court bellowed “OUT AT THE PLATE!” to every Yanks fan who walked past for the rest of the game. We thank that gentleman for our new family catchphrase, and for a lingering reminder of the weekend that was.

    Topics: Field Trips, Booze, Orioles, High Fashion, MLB, Nationals |

    5 Responses to “Meet the World’s Most Literal Brewers Fan”

    1. StetSportsBlog Says:
      May 27th, 2008 at 10:13 am

      So, you made it to my city but didn’t visit Crazy John’s on Baltimore St.?

      Best hot dogs you can buy from a block known for strip clubs and prostitution…

    2. StuScottsLazyEye Says:
      May 27th, 2008 at 10:30 am

      what about the douche wearing the Mets hat at a game that the Mets are not playing at? I hate that kind of shit. If you go to any type of game, you cannot wear anything that represents another team that isn’t playing. It has to be a made a law or something.

      And is Beef pointing at the dude’s junk?

    3. The Mayor Says:
      May 27th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

      Mandellionaire appears to be a level 18 gangster.

      Can’t knock that guys hustle.

    4. The Coach is KILLING Me Says:
      May 29th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

      In threadjack news, I am going to see the Nats play the Padres today. Nothing like watching two last place teams battle it out — but it beats going to work.

    5. Jamie Mottram Says:
      May 29th, 2008 at 3:06 pm

      Coach, have fun and be happy that they still play weekday afternoon ballgames in San Diego, for there are none in Washington.

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