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Moose Gets Straight Served; Yanks Learn That Luke Scott Ain’t No Punk Bitch

By Chris Mottram | May 21, 2008

This is just the greatest highlight ever. Moose, that turncoat pile of shit, gives up seven over 2/3 innings (thanks in part to Jeter’s two out error). Then — after Jeter gets plunked on the hand, which is apparently connected directly to his vagina — the Yanks learn the hard way that Luke Scott ain’t nothin’ to [mess] wif:

Cabrera is now 5-1 with a 3.48 ERA, which leads some people to compare him to Randy Johnson. You know, but right-handed. And sans mullet. And less facial disfiguration.

(PS. See me, down here, at the very bottom, “in the cellar,” if you will? Yeah, I’m the Yankees.)

Topics: Yankees Suck, Orioles |

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