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Breaking: John Kruk Is Already Dead
By Chris Mottram | May 20, 2008
I couldn’t believe this when I heard it late last night either, but apparently John Kruk has been dead for some time. I can only assume the fat, mullet-headed dipshit we see on Baseball Tonight everyday is a white trash zombie of some sort.
And did you hear that? “This is a great moment for all of us.” Does that mean Lester is a former survivor also? How many no longer surviving, walking dead ballplayers are among us? And how many more questions are required before this officially resembles a TBL post? One more? Two? Anyone?
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May 20th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Is Eva Longoria the key to Tony Parker’s success? … Just where was Reggie Bush yesterday, anyway? With Kim K, we hope … How about that Gossip Girl finale? Spoilers after the jump. … Did we mention we’re hiring an intern?
May 20th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
yes postman, but what do you make of this?
May 20th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Do we ask enough softball questions in interviews? And readers, why aren’t you sending us more tips? Do we know anything about sports that we didn’t read about on ESPN or Wikipedia? And what’s with these airplane peanuts?