Please, Lo Duca, Pack Your Shit and Get the Fuck Out of Washington

loduca_douche.jpgI can say this with a satisfactory level of confidence: We have never hated one of our own (i.e. a player on one of the teams we root for) as much as Paul Lo Duca. The guy is a jailbat chasing, steroid injecting, washed-up douchebag who, as far as I can tell, is only in D.C. to sabotage the development of Jesus Flores.

So, it should come as no great shock that during this shitbag’s surprise appearance on NYC radio’s WFAN today, he trashed his own teammates:

On Monday’s cheers in the dugout: “I don’t know. I’m not a big fan of it to be honest with you. I’ll be honest with you. You know, we’re struggling. Guys are just trying to have a little fun. I think they saw Figueroa getting a little upset, so they amped it up a couple of notches. I do think it’s a little bush league. At first it started off as a little fun, until he got mad. I don’t agree with it.”

Oh, but he wasn’t finished. On being named in the Mitchell Report:

“It’s something I did a long time ago. The perception, and people think that, hey, he did it last year. No. I did it a long time ago.”

Let’s see, you did the ‘roids a long time ago, you say? Like, maybe, I don’t know, when you were worth a shit, you worthless piece of shit? Yep, I’m gonna guess you did them sometimes between ’01 and ’05, when you didn’t totally suck all sorts of ass.

And just so we’re clear: Lo Duca called in to WFAN on his own accord. He wasn’t invited. Which would lead one to believe he wanted to make his thoughts on the dugout cheering to be made public, seeing as the show’s hosts would have no choice but to ask him about it.

15 thoughts on “Please, Lo Duca, Pack Your Shit and Get the Fuck Out of Washington”

  1. I’d say we’re about a week away from another note on Lastings’ locker. I can only hope it’s a cancelled check with “FOR HAZING” written in the memo line.

  2. I spend all day not being able to say “shit, fuck, or douchebag” on The Sporting Blog. Sometimes, I just gots to let it out. Plus, Lo Duca is a fucking douchebag. Shit.

  3. Is there any other team sport where team cheering is discouraged? That being the case, is there any reason to watch baseball?

  4. You guys are very good at expressing how I feel about Paul Lo Duca, and I hope you will continue to do so until he’s gone from DC. I would only add that David Wright is also a colossal douchebag.

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