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    Please, Lo Duca, Pack Your Shit and Get the Fuck Out of Washington

    By Chris Mottram | May 14, 2008

    loduca_douche.jpgI can say this with a satisfactory level of confidence: We have never hated one of our own (i.e. a player on one of the teams we root for) as much as Paul Lo Duca. The guy is a jailbat chasing, steroid injecting, washed-up douchebag who, as far as I can tell, is only in D.C. to sabotage the development of Jesus Flores.

    So, it should come as no great shock that during this shitbag’s surprise appearance on NYC radio’s WFAN today, he trashed his own teammates:

    On Monday’s cheers in the dugout: “I don’t know. I’m not a big fan of it to be honest with you. I’ll be honest with you. You know, we’re struggling. Guys are just trying to have a little fun. I think they saw Figueroa getting a little upset, so they amped it up a couple of notches. I do think it’s a little bush league. At first it started off as a little fun, until he got mad. I don’t agree with it.”

    Oh, but he wasn’t finished. On being named in the Mitchell Report:

    “It’s something I did a long time ago. The perception, and people think that, hey, he did it last year. No. I did it a long time ago.”

    Let’s see, you did the ‘roids a long time ago, you say? Like, maybe, I don’t know, when you were worth a shit, you worthless piece of shit? Yep, I’m gonna guess you did them sometimes between ‘01 and ‘05, when you didn’t totally suck all sorts of ass.

    And just so we’re clear: Lo Duca called in to WFAN on his own accord. He wasn’t invited. Which would lead one to believe he wanted to make his thoughts on the dugout cheering to be made public, seeing as the show’s hosts would have no choice but to ask him about it.

    Topics: Anger!, Douchebags, Nationals |

    15 Responses to “Please, Lo Duca, Pack Your Shit and Get the Fuck Out of Washington”

    1. MDT Says:
      May 14th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

      I’d say we’re about a week away from another note on Lastings’ locker. I can only hope it’s a cancelled check with “FOR HAZING” written in the memo line.

    2. Jake Says:
      May 14th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

      Don’t hold back Chris. Keeping it all inside will only hurt you later. Serenity now, Insanity latter and all that.

    3. Chris Mottram Says:
      May 14th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

      I spend all day not being able to say “shit, fuck, or douchebag” on The Sporting Blog. Sometimes, I just gots to let it out. Plus, Lo Duca is a fucking douchebag. Shit.

    4. WillBrinson Says:
      May 14th, 2008 at 6:41 pm

      I guessed correctly with “Chris” on this particular post in the RSS game.

    5. The Coach is KILLING Me Says:
      May 14th, 2008 at 7:25 pm

      What, exactly, did the Nats do? I haven’t seen any video or even a textual-type description. Chanting? Dancing? Clapping? All of the above?

    6. MDT Says:
      May 14th, 2008 at 8:40 pm

      Nelson Figueroa took offense to the Nats’ characterization of him as a “belly-itcher”

    7. Dan Steinberg Says:
      May 14th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

      Is there any other team sport where team cheering is discouraged? That being the case, is there any reason to watch baseball?

    8. Chris Mottram Says:
      May 14th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

      You don’t eat meat or watch baseball. I suppose you hate freedom and apple pie too?

    9. smurphette Says:
      May 15th, 2008 at 12:13 am

      You guys are very good at expressing how I feel about Paul Lo Duca, and I hope you will continue to do so until he’s gone from DC. I would only add that David Wright is also a colossal douchebag.

    10. odessasteps Says:
      May 15th, 2008 at 2:53 am

      Was this on the WFAN mid-day show, the one before Mike and the Mad Dog?

      I believe LoDuca used to do a paid segment with them every week when he was a Met.

    11. Jamie Mottram Says:
      May 15th, 2008 at 8:07 am

      “When you were worth a shit, you worthless piece of shit” is one of my new favorite lines ever.

      Anger!

    12. 5th and R Says:
      May 15th, 2008 at 10:08 am

      Lo Duca hasn’t even made the contest for my least favorite Nat interesting. Worthless.

    13. 8845 Says:
      May 15th, 2008 at 10:20 am

      LoDuca is an idiot who is washed up. Why does “smurphette” think David Wright is a douche?

    14. Hondo Howard Says:
      May 16th, 2008 at 12:34 am

      Brilliantly said.

    15. Lo Duca Packs Shit, Gets the Fuck Out | Mr. Irrelevant Says:
      August 1st, 2008 at 8:50 am

      […] douchebag. Just as I specifically requested two and a half months ago, Paul Lo Duca is leaving Washington. Better late than […]

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