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Nick Johnson Is an Attractive Man
By Chris Mottram | May 1, 2008
Nick Johnson, who earlier in the season shaved lightning bolts into his head, has been growing an outstanding ’stache this year, as we’ve mentioned several times, but there has been no decent visual evidence. Apparently AP and Getty don’t focus their lenses on Nick with much frequency. Thankfully, one ambitious photographer finally snapped a pretty good shot of the lip fur:
This isn’t the perfect shot we’ve been longing for, and unfortunately, Agent Steinz doesn’t know how to operate a camera, so we can’t rely on him. Hopefully more photogs become enamored by the ’stache’s glory and provide us with something more substantial.
Also worth noting: In my “research” for this post, I came across two items of interest. First, Nick Johnson was never meant to be a Yankee. The clean-cut thing just ain’t him. Second, this photo comes up on page 1 when you search “Nick Johnson” in Google images.
Topics: Nick Johnson, Great Hair, Lip Fur, Nationals |
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May 1st, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Nick Johnson’s lip fur is our white whale! Not really. But he does totally look like Private Pyle.
May 1st, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I like playing the “Which Mottram posted this?” Game from my RSS feed.
May 1st, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I’ll assume you guess Jamie on this one seeing as it was a) not angry, b) didn’t feature the words “douche” or “bama.”
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:22 am
Correct.
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:25 am
Ha! Funny timing on this post. I tried like crazy to get a closeup of the lip fur last night, but he always had his head turned slightly to an angle. Darn!