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Cooley’s Shorts Will Melt Your Face Off
By Jamie Mottram | April 29, 2008
If anyone was worried about how Chris Cooley is reacting to the Redskins burning a second-rounder on a pass-catching tight end, they can stop now, because Capt. Chaos’ spirits are high enough to share some of his drawings. And, wouldn’t you know it, the guy’s got talent.
Follow the link for artwork depicting himself, teammate Todd Yoder and, ahem, a bikini-clad woman with an eyepatch and a pegleg. But my favorite of all has to be Cooley’s heavy metal shorts, starring every band that I imagine provides the soundtrack to his life.
Not quite as cool as the short shorts, but totally awesome nonetheless.
Reminder: Cooley’s next Shutdown Corner post goes up tomorrow a.m.
Topics: Chris Cooley, High Fashion, Redskins |
4 Responses to “Cooley’s Shorts Will Melt Your Face Off”
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April 29th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
“My all time favorite time consumer has to be completely coloring a piece of paper with a ball point pen.(A guaranteed 8 hours worth of work).”
Now I know what it was like what these guys did in the offensive meetings with Al Saunders and his playbook.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/30/cooley-speaks-out-on-rookie-pay/
Shout out to you Jamie. Nice work.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Jamie was on PFT! He’s finally made it in the business!
April 30th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Chris is so jealous.