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Colt Brennan Is a Douche, But His Girlfriend Seems Like She Might Be Alright
By Chris Mottram | April 29, 2008
Let me tell you why Colt Brennan is a proverbial douchebag:
- His fucking name is Colt. Perhaps he should try going by his middle name, James. I realize people may end up calling him “Jamie,” which is a girl’s name, but it’s better than being called “Colt,” which is the same as your name being Douche. Or Colin.
- Both times I ran into him making the media rounds in Arizona during Super Bowl week, he was wearing sweat pants with holes in them and a t-shirt. Casual is cool when you’re on the beach, you aloha douche, but not at events where real athletes are dressed like this.
- He was making media rounds in Arizona during Super Bowl week.
- We wasted a draft pick on him. This isn’t his fault, but still, he can go fuck himself. Douchebag.
- This one is the real dagger for me: He refused to stalk me. He just flat turned down my simple request to put on my sunglasses, stand behind me and stare menacingly while my colleague snapped off rapid fire photos thus creating a media feeding frenzy amongst the masses desperate for a story and smelling blood in the water only to find a marginally important athlete staring at a completely unimportant nobody for no apparent reason. Carson Palmer is way cooler than Colt Brennan.
But I digress.
The female you see to your right is Shakti Stream, who Agent Steinz says is Colt’s girlfriend. I can’t decide if she’s hot or not. On one hand, yeah, sure, she’s hot, but on the other hand, she’s standing there with a total douche. This photo could be on HotChicksWithDouchebags.com. Anyway, check her out here and here before making up your mind. The comments section is now open.
Topics: Anger!, Douchebags, Opposite Sex, Redskins | 38 Comments »
April 29th, 2008 at 3:17 PM
What about the whole “shaving the state of Hawaii into your head?”
Douchebaggy or not?
April 29th, 2008 at 3:22 PM
Hmmm … judges? Judges? Yes, we will allow that. Add it to the list!
April 29th, 2008 at 3:35 PM
Ya got a crew? Ya better tell ‘em.
(You’re quite hostile)
April 29th, 2008 at 3:57 PM
I don’t think you guys need bylines anymore. It’s pretty clear who wrote what.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:04 PM
I’ve become a lot angrier since I got a real job. I need a few days off, I think. Or some beer.
Maybe I’ll just quit and become an alcoholic.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:12 PM
I actually liked Brennan until reading that he wouldn’t stalk you. Who does he think he is?
I also kinda hope he sticks as the Skins No. 3 QB. We need our own Koy Detmer or Jared Lorenzen to kick around.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:29 PM
Yikes! So much typing for a fourth string QB that A) Hasnt signed a contract. B) Hasnt made the team. C) Hasnt taken a snap as a Redskin.
Ill be his lawyer here.
Look, the guy wont be the first douchebag to play for the Redskins, and certainly isnt the first douchebag to play QB for the Redskins.
With such a meager investment (6th round pick), what is there to lose?
I mean. Was Tom Brady a douche bag when he was drafted? Maybe. He might be one now.
But at the end of the day, Ill take a douche bag named Tom Brady over a non douche bag like Jason Cambpell.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:33 PM
I’d much rather have them use their nothing-to-lose picks to fill positions where they’re weak, like, say, anywhere on the defensive line.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:49 PM
She’s hot, he’s a huge douche. I wouldn’t let a douchebag like that play for my team.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:52 PM
Like 5th rounder Dallas Sartz who got cut before the season started?
Its a low risk pick, and certainly comes much cheaper than our 3rd stringer last year.
Let him try to make the team. He could be a Tom Brady, or a Todd Husak. Only one way to find out.
Good thing blogs werent around when Sage Rosenfels was drafted.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:54 PM
Or like 6th rounder Jordan Palmer who got cut before the season started?
April 29th, 2008 at 5:19 PM
can’t be all bad, wasn’t he the one flashing 21 and on the helmet tribute in hawaii’s last regular season game
April 29th, 2008 at 5:23 PM
I just had to laugh at the first guy’s comment… I mean, who is so dumb that they think Brennan SHAVED the Hawaiian islands into his hair. Pay attention dude… it’s called hair dye.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:47 PM
Ew, gross. You can also add that he is not hot. Or even the slightest bit attractive.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:56 PM
Pay attention dude… it’s called hair dye.
Oh, right. That makes it much less fucking douchey.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:03 PM
Back up off my boy Colt, dude. He won’t stalk you, but he will flick a football at your dome with the quickness, slim.
April 29th, 2008 at 8:23 PM
I’m not saying it’s cool… I’m saying if you’re going to talk smack at least know what you’re talking about first.
Besides, I happen to like Colt. He’s a good QB and I really enjoyed watching him play. I’m sure if he’d stayed in the Big 12 I wouldn’t have enjoyed him playing quite as much but hey, I think you guys are lucky to have him. And as far as him being a douche… hey, he’ll fit it!
April 29th, 2008 at 9:16 PM
How about – having to leave Colorado because he’s a sex offender…
April 30th, 2008 at 3:06 PM
“How about – having to leave Colorado because he’s a sex offender…”
Sorry to burst your bubble, but Colt Brennan isnt a sex offender, if he was he would be in the National Sex Offender Registry, which he is not.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:09 PM
He got off with a lesser charge:
“On January 28, 2004, Brennan entered the dorm room of a University of Colorado coed uninvited and, according to the coed “exposed himself and fondled her’,”[3] a charge which Brennan denied [4]. Brennan, who was intoxicated at the time of the incident, was arrested and eventually convicted of charges of felony burglary and trespassing[5] (serving one week in jail along with probation until he graduated from college), but a guilty verdict for unlawful sexual contact was vacated by the court for lack of evidence.”
April 30th, 2008 at 3:31 PM
“He got off with a lesser charge”
Correct. Just like when I got arrested for a DUI, represented myself, got it knocked down to a reckless driving.
I was drunk as fuck, but technically not a DUI offense.
When he he goes 18 for 22 250 yards, 2 tds, no interceptions in preaseason, everyone will love him.
May 1st, 2008 at 7:01 PM
She’s cute, but she looks an awful lot like Ashley Dupre, Mayflower hotel whore of record.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:40 AM
Wow….you all sound really jealous to talk about Colt Brennan like that. He broke records, all you people didnt even go to college. You guys are all punks and have no idea what your talking about, hes making millions with a hot girlfriend and playing in NFL. I bet none of you guys even have jobs. You guys are all hecka gay and dont do anything with your life, Queers.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:24 PM
Anyone who would label someone a douche simply because they didn’t want to talk to them is….well…..yeah….a douche.
Oh, and by the way, who the hell is Chris Mottram?
January 28th, 2010 at 12:06 AM
I sir are the douchbag u only wish u could be a bad ass like him and he will probaly get more ass then u in one night then I’ll get in one night.and his gf is so hot she has some nice legs and tits son wait to go my boy colt u are my favorite player. In the NFL and to tell u the truth I wasn’t a fan of urea until I saw ure college game day thing. On YouTube you are so cool to have over come all that u have overcommed man.and I pray to God the redskins have another bad season so u have a chance to start and become a hall of fame qb I know u have the potential to be
March 5th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
Whoever posted this comment is obviously a mad-hater who has no life. Colt did many interviews, and he’s a humble down to earth guy. He spoke about how kids should stay in school and things of the such while he was in Hawaii. I feel he’ll have a shot in the NFL when his day comes. Come to the 49ers Colt! ha-Y-n St-y-o
Aloha
March 10th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Wow dude… or should I say DUD you sound like the biggest faggot douch I have never met… and explain to me if you even know anything about this guy besides your jealous of him obviously. He took Hawaii to 2 undefeated seasons and has put up stellar numbers in preseason for your Bledskins… your real problem besides you being an over pompous faggot is that THE SKINS BLOW!!!! Get it right retard and if your lucky maybe Colt will actually get a chance to play now that shanahans there and Jason Campbell has proven to be a wasted DRAFT PICK. And when he does play Ima love watching him stick it to your ass by turning the skins into a playoff contender. Oh yah peace douche bag. Kepp drinking that Hater-Aid and see how far it gets you as a writer
April 4th, 2010 at 11:40 PM
Actually Colt’s a good kid, and was a positive roll model here in Hawaii. He always played hard and earned respect from the local community … oh yeah, and he threw for about 14 million yards …
April 6th, 2010 at 6:09 AM
I sure would ;like to punch your fuckin face in you cocksucker. You scum have no right to talk like that you cunt. If i had a chance to kick your face in I would do it. I am 59 years old but I would take you out quickly. I am a former seal and would rip your right arm off your shoulder and ram it up your rectum. Then I would take my thumbs and place them both on your eye sockets until your eyes inplode and rupture you fuck.
April 6th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
You guys are full of yourselves! You should not use that language about Colt just because you don’t like him. He is a hero to us in Hawaii and will always be. I think you owe us an apology for your foul mouthed language. You got me so pissed off I even spoke like you. Aplogize to Colt and Hawaii if you have any decency
August 8th, 2010 at 11:17 PM
Hey Chris- Your a fucking dick for saying shit like this about people. There are ways you can write things without being a rude fucking dick. Don’t the athletes at the Combine have there sweats handed out to them with their number printed on them. Why would you judge someone from what they are wearing. Are you a stuck up rich fag? I would love to punch you in the fucking stomach for being such a kook! I can’t believe you can write shit like this about people. Who the fuck are you? Why Are you so cool? What have you accomplished besides talking shit behind peoples back, like some little bitch at the playground. DICK!
August 9th, 2010 at 3:58 AM
I don’t even have to finish reading this bulls**t to know that whomever is publishing this crap is a true douche.
August 11th, 2010 at 3:36 PM
I would love to find you face to face one day. You wanna talk about my friend like that? The Redskins are a faggot football team – perfect for a faggot shittalker like yourself. I’ll eat you for breakfast if I ever meat you so would any other Hawaiian from our state. Good thing he’s not on your gay little team and on the Raiders now.
August 19th, 2010 at 6:52 AM
Who the f*k is Chris Mottram??? F-kin internet makes all these p*ssies think they can judge real athletes just because they can hide behind their computer. Do something for REAL – not just write crap about others you barely know. Colt picked himself up after making a mistake and remade himself – I give props to anyone that has the balls to do that. F-*k u Chris. Way to go Colt.
August 29th, 2010 at 10:16 PM
what kind of name is Chris Mottram?…sounds like a prescription drug one to me. perhaps being so hostile , unloved & bi-polar has something to do with it. Did he steal your girlfriend at one time? still reeling from that perhaps?
August 29th, 2010 at 10:22 PM
Brinson is it? ur a idiot, u probably were the guy no one picked to even play dodge ball right? and so you still crying about your childhood failures and picking on Colt makes u a man…no just a BIG A** HATER MANER!
September 5th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
Looks like Colt is out of a job again, Raiders let him go.
In Hawaii, he lived in an apartment next door to my girlfriend and smoked weed all day long with his friends and teammates. Who knows, he could invest in some weed growing farms around Oakland if he chose to stick around and not find a new NFL team.
October 10th, 2010 at 7:04 PM
ohhhh……….. common guys you just make colt brennan more popular. Why don’t you just talk about yourself or about me that makes us popular…. Without any experience being popular person a million laugh to each one of us commenting colt so shameful…….