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Colt Brennan Is a Douche, But His Girlfriend Seems Like She Might Be Alright
By Chris Mottram | April 29, 2008
Let me tell you why Colt Brennan is a proverbial douchebag:
- His fucking name is Colt. Perhaps he should try going by his middle name, James. I realize people may end up calling him “Jamie,” which is a girl’s name, but it’s better than being called “Colt,” which is the same as your name being Douche. Or Colin.
- Both times I ran into him making the media rounds in Arizona during Super Bowl week, he was wearing sweat pants with holes in them and a t-shirt. Casual is cool when you’re on the beach, you aloha douche, but not at events where real athletes are dressed like this.
- He was making media rounds in Arizona during Super Bowl week.
- We wasted a draft pick on him. This isn’t his fault, but still, he can go fuck himself. Douchebag.
- This one is the real dagger for me: He refused to stalk me. He just flat turned down my simple request to put on my sunglasses, stand behind me and stare menacingly while my colleague snapped off rapid fire photos thus creating a media feeding frenzy amongst the masses desperate for a story and smelling blood in the water only to find a marginally important athlete staring at a completely unimportant nobody for no apparent reason. Carson Palmer is way cooler than Colt Brennan.
But I digress.
The female you see to your right is Shakti Stream, who Agent Steinz says is Colt’s girlfriend. I can’t decide if she’s hot or not. On one hand, yeah, sure, she’s hot, but on the other hand, she’s standing there with a total douche. This photo could be on HotChicksWithDouchebags.com. Anyway, check her out here and here before making up your mind. The comments section is now open.
Topics: Anger!, Douchebags, Opposite Sex, Redskins |
24 Responses to “Colt Brennan Is a Douche, But His Girlfriend Seems Like She Might Be Alright”
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April 29th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
What about the whole “shaving the state of Hawaii into your head?”
Douchebaggy or not?
April 29th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Hmmm … judges? Judges? Yes, we will allow that. Add it to the list!
April 29th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Ya got a crew? Ya better tell ‘em.
(You’re quite hostile)
April 29th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I don’t think you guys need bylines anymore. It’s pretty clear who wrote what.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I’ve become a lot angrier since I got a real job. I need a few days off, I think. Or some beer.
Maybe I’ll just quit and become an alcoholic.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I actually liked Brennan until reading that he wouldn’t stalk you. Who does he think he is?
I also kinda hope he sticks as the Skins No. 3 QB. We need our own Koy Detmer or Jared Lorenzen to kick around.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Yikes! So much typing for a fourth string QB that A) Hasnt signed a contract. B) Hasnt made the team. C) Hasnt taken a snap as a Redskin.
Ill be his lawyer here.
Look, the guy wont be the first douchebag to play for the Redskins, and certainly isnt the first douchebag to play QB for the Redskins.
With such a meager investment (6th round pick), what is there to lose?
I mean. Was Tom Brady a douche bag when he was drafted? Maybe. He might be one now.
But at the end of the day, Ill take a douche bag named Tom Brady over a non douche bag like Jason Cambpell.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I’d much rather have them use their nothing-to-lose picks to fill positions where they’re weak, like, say, anywhere on the defensive line.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
She’s hot, he’s a huge douche. I wouldn’t let a douchebag like that play for my team.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Like 5th rounder Dallas Sartz who got cut before the season started?
Its a low risk pick, and certainly comes much cheaper than our 3rd stringer last year.
Let him try to make the team. He could be a Tom Brady, or a Todd Husak. Only one way to find out.
Good thing blogs werent around when Sage Rosenfels was drafted.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Or like 6th rounder Jordan Palmer who got cut before the season started?
April 29th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
can’t be all bad, wasn’t he the one flashing 21 and on the helmet tribute in hawaii’s last regular season game
April 29th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I just had to laugh at the first guy’s comment… I mean, who is so dumb that they think Brennan SHAVED the Hawaiian islands into his hair. Pay attention dude… it’s called hair dye.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Ew, gross. You can also add that he is not hot. Or even the slightest bit attractive.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Pay attention dude… it’s called hair dye.
Oh, right. That makes it much less fucking douchey.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Back up off my boy Colt, dude. He won’t stalk you, but he will flick a football at your dome with the quickness, slim.
April 29th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
I’m not saying it’s cool… I’m saying if you’re going to talk smack at least know what you’re talking about first.
Besides, I happen to like Colt. He’s a good QB and I really enjoyed watching him play. I’m sure if he’d stayed in the Big 12 I wouldn’t have enjoyed him playing quite as much but hey, I think you guys are lucky to have him. And as far as him being a douche… hey, he’ll fit it!
April 29th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
How about - having to leave Colorado because he’s a sex offender…
April 30th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
“How about - having to leave Colorado because he’s a sex offender…”
Sorry to burst your bubble, but Colt Brennan isnt a sex offender, if he was he would be in the National Sex Offender Registry, which he is not.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
He got off with a lesser charge:
“On January 28, 2004, Brennan entered the dorm room of a University of Colorado coed uninvited and, according to the coed “exposed himself and fondled her’,”[3] a charge which Brennan denied [4]. Brennan, who was intoxicated at the time of the incident, was arrested and eventually convicted of charges of felony burglary and trespassing[5] (serving one week in jail along with probation until he graduated from college), but a guilty verdict for unlawful sexual contact was vacated by the court for lack of evidence.”
April 30th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
“He got off with a lesser charge”
Correct. Just like when I got arrested for a DUI, represented myself, got it knocked down to a reckless driving.
I was drunk as fuck, but technically not a DUI offense.
When he he goes 18 for 22 250 yards, 2 tds, no interceptions in preaseason, everyone will love him.
May 1st, 2008 at 7:01 pm
She’s cute, but she looks an awful lot like Ashley Dupre, Mayflower hotel whore of record.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:40 am
Wow….you all sound really jealous to talk about Colt Brennan like that. He broke records, all you people didnt even go to college. You guys are all punks and have no idea what your talking about, hes making millions with a hot girlfriend and playing in NFL. I bet none of you guys even have jobs. You guys are all hecka gay and dont do anything with your life, Queers.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Anyone who would label someone a douche simply because they didn’t want to talk to them is….well…..yeah….a douche.
Oh, and by the way, who the hell is Chris Mottram?