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    Dmitri Young’s Best Painted Fingernails Photo Ever, Plus an Insightful Interview

    By Jamie Mottram | April 13, 2008

    Despite (and perhaps because of) Da Meathook showing up this spring at 298 pounds, going on the DL with a backiotomy and now complaining about the weight watchers, we still love the man. Hell, I painted my nails as a tribute to him, made a Meathook Fanclub t-shirt and bought tickets to Dmitri Bobblehead Night.

    Pushing my fan crush one step further is this Q & A found in Nats Park’s free mini-program (thanks, Stan!), Inside Pitch; excerpts and photos from which are found here and after the jump …

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    What is your favorite movie?

    My all-time favorite movie happens to be the Friday trilogy: Friday, Next FridayFriday After Next.

    What are your hobbies?

    My hobby is collecting baseball cards.

    What do you do in the offseason?

    What I do in the offseason is I sleep like a bear.

    Who is your toughtest matchup on the mound?

    My toughest matchup on the mound would have to be David Riske. He throws a little riser, and it’s like I’m about to hit it and I miss it.

    What abou the “voodoo hands” ritual?

    This came from the days when I played in Cincinnati, from Deion Sanders, he’s quite the influential person. We were on a bus during Spring Training and there were a couple of young girls dresed inappropriately, and he stood up, put his hands up and said “Lord, help them girls,” and did that, and I just about fell out of my seat and I told him I was going to use that. 

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    Topics: High Fashion, Dmitri Young, Nationals |

    4 Responses to “Dmitri Young’s Best Painted Fingernails Photo Ever, Plus an Insightful Interview”

    1. MDT Says:
      April 13th, 2008 at 5:28 pm

      We need a Mister Irrelevant feature on how Dmitri’s handling the retirement of his favorite wrestler, Ric Flair. I think we may finally know why he’s put on all the weight…

    2. WillBrinson Says:
      April 13th, 2008 at 11:04 pm

      I’m so disappointed that his response to the last question didn’t begin with “The voodoo hands ritual came from…”.

    3. Jamie Mottram Says:
      April 14th, 2008 at 9:09 am

      MDT, there was another exchange in this interview that I inexplicably cut. Here goes:

      Who’s your favorite wrestler?

      My favorite wrestler is “The Nature Boy,” Rick Flair … and I cannot do the “woo.”

      Brinson, thank you for noticing that. I found it hilarious.

    4. Mr. Irrelevant's Top 10 DC Sports Figures | Mr. Irrelevant Says:
      January 2nd, 2009 at 1:09 pm

      […] — Like NY, he didn’t actually do anything this year, other than showing up at 291, painting his fingernails, carrying a briefcase, getting bobbleheaded, and inspiring the quote of the year: “All of a […]

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