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Chris Cooley Has Fantasies Just Like You
By Jamie Mottram | April 8, 2008
The good news that Chris Cooley is a blogger turns great now that he’s answering questions from fans. And not lame, “What do you think of Coach Zorn?”-type questions, either.
We’re talking, “Who would win in a tag team match between Chris and Christy and Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson?”-type questions. To which Captain Chaos answers:
“The tag team match would start off with Christy and Jessica in the ring. Someone would come out of the stands with a cooler of beer and a couple of stools for Tony and I. We would proceed to sit ringside and high-five while clothes were furiously ripped off. In my world the match would end in Jes tapping out to a vicious choke hold, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Christy dropped an elbow on her before she poured beer all over herself to celebrate.”
/snaps out of it
Now THAT is a tremendous answer, my friends. If he keeps this up, he won’t just be one of D.C.’s favorite athletes. He’ll be one of America’s.
Topics: Booze, Chris Cooley, Opposite Sex, Redskins, Lucky Bastards |
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April 8th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Joe Simpson just pitched this idea to Columbia Records, Playboy channel, Epic Records, Virgin, Don King, Vivid video, WWE, Dan Snyder, MTV, CBS, E!, NFL network, ESPN, CMT, Jerry Jones, and Spice TV. He also wants Ashley to “sing” the national anthem for the event.