Don’t be too excited you deer-in-headlights dipshit:
As usual, Hansbrough had the eloquence of a recovering crack head:
“I am very honored to get this award because there are a lot of good players in college basketball.”
This is true, Tyler, but no one else can make a constant stupid face with the intensity that you do. And congrats on the SI cover. You managed to look like even more of an inbred than I previously thought possible.