Stupid Face Wins AP Player of the Year

Don’t be too excited you deer-in-headlights dipshit:

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As usual, Hansbrough had the eloquence of a recovering crack head:

“I am very honored to get this award because there are a lot of good players in college basketball.”

This is true, Tyler, but no one else can make a constant stupid face with the intensity that you do. And congrats on the SI cover. You managed to look like even more of an inbred than I previously thought possible.

5 thoughts on “Stupid Face Wins AP Player of the Year”

  1. The outfit is what warranted the “high fashion” tag.

    I can’t look at Stupid Face without thinking of the scene in Office Space when the recovering crack head comes to Peter’s door to sell magazine subscriptions.

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