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Stupid Face Wins AP Player of the Year
By Chris Mottram | April 4, 2008
Don’t be too excited you deer-in-headlights dipshit:
As usual, Hansbrough had the eloquence of a recovering crack head:
“I am very honored to get this award because there are a lot of good players in college basketball.”
This is true, Tyler, but no one else can make a constant stupid face with the intensity that you do. And congrats on the SI cover. You managed to look like even more of an inbred than I previously thought possible.
Topics: Anger!, College Hoops, High Fashion |
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April 4th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Each new face is a subtle addition to a lifetime of retardation.
April 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Bonus points for dressing like Bob Huggins.
April 4th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
The outfit is what warranted the “high fashion” tag.
I can’t look at Stupid Face without thinking of the scene in Office Space when the recovering crack head comes to Peter’s door to sell magazine subscriptions.
April 4th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
You know, he kinda looks like the long lost retarded Mottram brother.
April 4th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Cooper Mottram?