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Joe Theismann Is Ready for Aerobics
By Jamie Mottram | April 2, 2008
It’s easy to have mixed feelings about Joe T. On one hand, he was a quality, Super Bowl-winning quarterback who suffered a gruesome, career-ending injury. Yet on the other hand, he’s an awful announcer who ruined Sunday (and then Monday) Night Football for the better part of two decades. So it’s a push, until looking at his ‘91 Pro Line to realize that any man dressing like a macho Richard Simmons deserves our collective scorn.
(Ed. note: I can’t wait to move my card collection out of my parent’s house just to have access to more ‘91 Pro Line, which is so choice for early ’90s fashion; see Jim Lachey’s Zubaz and Jennifer Montana’s mom jeans.)
Topics: Cardboard Icons, High Fashion, Redskins |
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April 2nd, 2008 at 10:34 am
Lest not forget he was the original host of American Gladiators. I think this picture may have been taken during a rehearsal.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:56 am
Apparently, you want Malibu to destroy the set of Blog Show live.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Dont know if any of you are aware, but Joey’s son (Joey Junior) bought a car from me a few years back.
He told me a story that I have not been able to confirm 100%, but apparntly JT JR was doing some blow in a hotel room (I think Florida) and got caught cause he left it on the table while the maid service came in.
He did some time for it.
And Joey JR if your reading this, I called in a favor to get you approved. Your credit sucks cock and you were supposed to get my field passes to the eagles game that year, and what a suprise. I never fucking got them.
Cary Conlkins son is a man of his word. Theisman, take note.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Once again, The Mayor is a goldmine. So, two things:
1) Hotel cleaning ladies bust people for coke?
2) Cary Conklin’s kid is old enough to drive?
April 4th, 2008 at 9:18 am
http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/nfl/20020212-0604-fbn-theismannsson-charges.html
It was in Indiana. The Conkiln part was a joke.
Ive got many a Redskins-car buying story. I will share accordingly.