Archive for April, 2008
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008Ryan “Mr. Walk-Off” Zimmerman and Nick Johnson (must find good photo of his incredible mustache) went back-to-back against the Braves last night. Obviously, this was the first time that’s happened in the new park:
Zimmerman also added a bases loaded double later in the game. These are great signs for a guy who came into the [...]
Wilbon Questions Your Credentials!
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008While we, along with every sports blogger in the ’sphere, await Awful Annoucing’s posting of the Buzz Bissinger insane tirade on Costas Now last night, let’s enjoy the intro to the segment:
Wilbon: “Bloggers? What are their credentials?” Jesus fucking Christ. This is really simple, you dense, out-of-touch, holier than thou dinosaur: You DO NOT need [...]
DeShawn Is a Big Animal Rights Guy
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008In his final act of defiance, as if to say, “ain’t nobody gonna out-gangster me,” DeShawn Stevenson showed up to the player’s hotel in Cleveland, completely g’d up in a $19.99 Mike Vick jersey that homeless men would be ashamed to wear:
Buzz Bissinger is disgusted that we’d post this. In his day, men weren’t glorified [...]
Colt Brennan Is a Douche, But His Girlfriend Seems Like She Might Be Alright
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Let me tell you why Colt Brennan is a proverbial douchebag:
His fucking name is Colt. Perhaps he should try going by his middle name, James. I realize people may end up calling him “Jamie,” which is a girl’s name, but it’s better than being called “Colt,” which is the same as your name being Douche. [...]
Cooley’s Shorts Will Melt Your Face Off
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008If anyone was worried about how Chris Cooley is reacting to the Redskins burning a second-rounder on a pass-catching tight end, they can stop now, because Capt. Chaos’ spirits are high enough to share some of his drawings. And, wouldn’t you know it, the guy’s got talent.
Follow the link for artwork depicting himself, teammate Todd [...]
Meathook Bobblehead Is a Spitting Image
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 … of Johan Santana.
Thursday is Dmitri Young Bobblehead Night at Nats Park, and Li’l Dmitri couldn’t look less like Big Dmitri. Actually, he could be a white man in a Phillies uniform, but, other than that, what we’re looking at here is a fit, well-groomed Latin ballplayer. Nice voodoo hands though.
And I don’t [...]
Proverb Track Disses Jay-Z’s Diss Track
Monday, April 28th, 2008Wiz-Cavs III is a Wiz fan’s nightmare but a Wiz blogger’s fantasy. And so it goes with the latest rap song focusing on LeBron and DeShawn (via MarcJaycobs) … and it’s not by Soulja Boy!
Note: This excuses us to share the gif of DeShawn doing very bad things.
(Considering this one resides at the intersection of [...]
That Fitted Is Hot, Son: The Hat Trick
Monday, April 28th, 2008Meet my best good friend Michael Mandell: screen writer, aspiring actor, 26-year-old George Mason undergrad student, and hot fitted aficionado. This is his latest work, “Hat Trick”:
Wiz-Cavs III: Don’t Wanna Talk About It
Monday, April 28th, 2008Game 4 was brutal. Getty has a pair of pretty crowd pics though …
Camera 1:
Warning: D.C. Area Residents May Soon See Increase in Vehicles Sittin’ Sidewayz
Monday, April 28th, 2008We still simply cannot figure out why the Skins used their third pick on wide receiver Malcom Kelly on Saturday after having already selected a WR and a receiving tight end. Whatever the reason for picking Kelly, we can no longer be too upset about it after seeing this video of him “freestylin’” (although it [...]
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