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Beer Pong Table
Friday, March 28th, 2008
It brings me no joy to admit that I got chills at about the 2:30 mark (don’t cheat yourself by fast forwarding!) when that beat drops. I just appreciate a good beer pong table that much:
I have no information about this other than what is presented in the video, and this from the video’s info: [...]
New Balance Scores the Best Commercial of the Tournament
Friday, March 28th, 2008If you just watched that, you’re probably begging for those 60 seconds back. Sorry, they’re gone. But allow me to explain myself.
See, this commercial speaks to me, man. I don’t think I’ve ever connected more with an advertisement. (Well, aside from the new Hardees stock car racing commercial. Baking is for pussies, right boys!?) I [...]
Hansbrough, I Hate Your Stupid Face
Friday, March 28th, 2008That’s it, I simply cannot look at Tyler Hansbrough anymore. His stupid fucking face makes me want to cut myself. And I’m not just being superficial (which isn’t to say I’m not generally superficial, because ugly people are gross. ew.). There are plenty of unattractive dudes playing basketball, all of which I have no problem [...]
Deadlifting Skills > Pass Rushing Skills
Thursday, March 27th, 2008Phillip Daniels is an aging defensive end who hasn’t done much for the Skins lately, and I couldn’t care less about him other than when he makes me yearn for the days of Dexter and Charles coming off the ends …
WHOA! PHILLIP DANIELS IS NOT MAN HE IS MACHINE! 600 POUNDS, SON!
So, yeah, here’s to [...]
Chris Webber Retires a Washington Bullet
Thursday, March 27th, 2008Mottram bros. friend and favorite interview subject C-Webb hangs ‘em up, and, while most remember him as a Wolverine or a King, I’ll always think of him as the last great Bullet. It was he who led the lowly franchise to the ‘97 Playoffs (to get slaughtered by MJ) and got caught high on the [...]
Another Look at the Duke Flop Video Reveals a Titty Twister From Singler
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008In the immortal words of Randy Jackson, good lookin’ out (dog) to John Radcliff for pointing out what we had not previously seen in the Cam Thoroughman running over Gerald Henderson video from yesterday. Right after the two collide, at about the 15-second mark, you can clearly see Kyle Singler go in for a titty [...]
McFadden’s Penis Has Great Upside
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008Fun with ESPN.com sexual innuendos:
Thanks for the insights, Todd McShay, but I think we’ve known for about a month now that McFadden’s penis mightier. He’s 20, and already has three illegitimates. Yes, strong indeed. Not to mention completely irresponsible and possibly infected.
(Thanks to my man over at TSB, Chris Littmann, for the find.)
Davidson Isn’t This Year’s George Mason
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008Thanks to stupid GMU, from now until forever we are going to have to listen to the collective media ponder, “who is this year’s George Mason?” Unfortunately, there will probably never be a Tourney team like ‘06 Mason, and this year is no different. Despite how obvious this is to me, it hasn’t stopped the [...]
Odalis Perez and the Spiraling Sadness
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008If you’d told me four years ago that there’d be a baseball team and a new ballpark here in D.C., I would’ve been a happy son of a bitch.
But.
That team is the Expos Nationals, and Nats Park opens Sunday night with Odalis Perez on the mound. Yeah, Odalis Perez, the guy who was without a [...]
Watch Me Eat a Luther Burger on the TV
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008This is what those in the biz call a “deep tease,” I think. Or maybe it’s called “pulling a Woody Paige,” I don’t know. Either way, tune in(!) to tonight’s Blog Show to see me eat this bad boy, which is our producer Littles’ version of the infamous Luther Burger, which is, of course, a [...]
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