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Deadlifting Skills > Pass Rushing Skills
By Jamie Mottram | March 27, 2008
Phillip Daniels is an aging defensive end who hasn’t done much for the Skins lately, and I couldn’t care less about him other than when he makes me yearn for the days of Dexter and Charles coming off the ends …
WHOA! PHILLIP DANIELS IS NOT MAN HE IS MACHINE! 600 POUNDS, SON!
So, yeah, here’s to my new favorite DE making mince meat of Eli in the just-announced Skins-Giants season opener A.K.A. the Rise of Zorn.
(A nod to my old soul brother MDS over at FanHouse for the video.)
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March 27th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Good to know our first loss will come on a Thursday, so we have 10 days to be miserable as opposed to the usual seven.
Hey, but no pressure new coaching staff. Only the entire country will be watching.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Elijah Dukes bets you’ll still be talking about him by the time football season rolls around.