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This Is Far Sadder Than Favre Leaving
By Chris Mottram | March 7, 2008
Jamie and I have consulted and agreed that we’re secure enough in our heterosexuality (see also: homosexuality) that we can A) openly admit we watch “American Idol” (but hate Seacrest, ew!), B) are both mourning today after Danny Noriega was kicked off by gay-bashing America last night.
So, now that we’ve had to say goodnight to our sweet prince, we’ve decided to post the following video as tribute to Danny, the most effiminately awesome contestant “Idol” has ever seen prance around its stages:
You know what’s TMTH? Never getting to see the many color combinations that Danny can make work in his hair. I’m so tired of you, America!
(How this relates to sports, we aren’t sure. Although we are in an American Idol fantasy league, which doesn’t make this post any more sporting, but does, however, make us much less straight.)
Topics: TV, Great Hair, Fantasy Team Excitement |
9 Responses to “This Is Far Sadder Than Favre Leaving”
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March 7th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
He was Sanjaya-bad.
March 7th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Flavor of Love 3 > That’s AMORE! > American Idol
March 7th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Hopefully this gets Kornheiser to mention us on his radio show.
March 7th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Mr. I > Washington Post Radio
March 8th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
danny noriega > christian siriano
March 9th, 2008 at 11:41 am
He looks (and talks) like a girl I fooled around with once. Sigh.
March 9th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
how about your secure enough in OUR heterosexuality. But other than that … Big O and Dukes agree with you
March 9th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Thanks for the catch. While we’re all here playing grammar police, I think you meant “you’re” instead of “your.” Also, periods usually come at the end of sentences.
And who are Big O and Dukes?
March 10th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I hope that little David Archuleta creature gets run over by a bus.