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Mike Patrick Determined to Convince Us That Coach K Is Not an Asshole
By Chris Mottram | March 5, 2008
In case you didn’t hear, Coach K won his 800th game. That’s just fantastic. I’m so thrilled for him. And you know what the best part about it is? Mike Patrick gets to have Coach K Gives Me Wet Dreams story time!:
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Oh, Coach K, you’re an American Hero! And so soft on the inside, just like Mike Patrick’s vagina gets at the very mention of Mike Krzyzewski.
Hey, Jabba the Patrick, there’s a god damn basketball game happening in front of you. If you aren’t gonna call it objectively, at least shut your mouth (or “CHOPS!,” as you’d say) and let Len Elmore do the play-by-play. He would be the black dude sitting next to you wondering what he did wrong in a previous life to deserve this.
Bonus: It looks like Paulus got a little boo-boo (after the jump).
Topics: Mike Patrick, Duke Sucks, ESPN's Finest |
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March 5th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
This is one reason I absolutely loathe Duke and anything/anyone associated with it. Well, that and the fact that I’m a Virginia fan. BTW, that game sucked tonight.