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    Terp Fan Requests Fellatio From Coach K

    By Chris Mottram | March 3, 2008

    We are doing our best to forget that last night’s 20-point meltdown ever happened (unfortunately, it did), and while searching for some sort of Duke hate on the YouTubes, I came across this guy (warning: volume):

    Nothing can help lift my spirits after a heartbreaking and possible bubble-bursting loss like some classy Terp fan telling Coach K to S his D.

    Also, the loss reminded me of the infinite sadness I felt three years ago when the Terps lost thrice to Clemson. Although as infuriating as Vasquez can be, he still doesn’t make me wanna cut myself like Gilchrist did.

    Topics: Model Citizens, Maryland |

    9 Responses to “Terp Fan Requests Fellatio From Coach K”

    1. ScottVanPeltStyle Says:
      March 3rd, 2008 at 2:04 pm

      1. The Terps owe the whole 2004 season to Gilchrist. And unlike Gen. Greivis, he could get a decent shot off consistently.

    2. Chris Mottram Says:
      March 3rd, 2008 at 2:10 pm

      2. I was referring to the ‘05 season.

    3. ScottVanPeltStyle Says:
      March 3rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm

      3. Then I stand corrected as the unknowing buffoon.

    4. Chris Mottram Says:
      March 3rd, 2008 at 2:16 pm

      Forgiven. I guess I could’ve made that more clear in the post.

      PS. 4.

    5. kgoon1590 Says:
      March 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 pm

      DUDE!!! THAT GUY!!!

      That guy has courtside seats all the time! I see him from the student section - and I usually look for him. Sometimes I wonder if he has autism, but there’s no doubting he’s one crazy fan. He’s always so animated!

    6. taltdawg Says:
      March 4th, 2008 at 1:45 am

      The Fat Man!!! All of my friends refer to him as the Fat Man as he has courtside seats every single game and is fat. After any big play we immediately look for him and watch his reaction. He is one of the most ridiculous fans I’ve ever seen and I personally am waiting for him to do the Truffle Shuffle.

    7. Jamie Mottram Says:
      March 4th, 2008 at 8:30 am

      Now that’s good commenting. Thanks, fellas.

    8. hmk11 Says:
      March 4th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

      Fellas it’s The Fat Man here….and no I don’t have autism. However I am definitely fat.

      I was recently told by the Terrapin Club that my behavior was unacceptable and I was in danger of losing my courside seats.

      I want to let all of you know since the Terp Club began to give me trouble (after the FSU game), MD is 0-2 at home with losses to VT and Clemson. Whether or not you noticed…I was only able to sit courtside for a half of the 2 last home games. Karma sucks.

      Anyway, I firmly believe the Terps will be invited to the dance come selection Sunday.

      PEACE!

    9. kgoon1590 Says:
      March 6th, 2008 at 1:37 am

      Sorry I called you autistic. And sorry if I offended anyone who is autistic.

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