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    Todd Collins Will Be Sticking Around

    By Chris Mottram | February 29, 2008

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    The offseason has already been filled with so much Dan Snyder/Vinny Cerrato induced bullshit, that news of Todd Collins signing a three-year deal with the Skins makes me way happier than the signing of a back-up QB reasonably should.

    Quarterback Todd Collins has agreed to terms on a new contract with the Redskins, the team announced on Friday. … It was thought that Collins would pursue starting opportunities in free agency, but he opted to stay with the Redskins.

    I like how the Skins article writes that “it was thought” Collins would pursue a starting job elsewhere. Um, brahs, he did pursue starting opportunities elsewhere, but no one was interested. I am shocked (SHOCKED!) that there weren’t any teams willing to sign a career back-up to be their starter at the age of 36.

    What makes this news really great — other than the fact that Mark Brunell isn’t the team’s second string — is that we can continue to enjoy Todd Collins beverages while rooting on the Skins next season. In case you forgot, a Todd Collins is ginger ale and bourbon. It’s quite complex.

    Update: Peace the fork out Brutal.

    Topics: Todd Collins, Redskins |

    5 Responses to “Todd Collins Will Be Sticking Around”

    1. ScottVanPeltStyle Says:
      February 29th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

      You’ve been analyzing a lot of “deciding” today. Terps decide to win. Collins decides to stick around.

      I’m deciding to keep reading, and I’m comfortable with that decision.

    2. The Mayor Says:
      February 29th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

      TC and his blog live! For what it is worth, Madden 2008 has him ranked at 81 overall, while JC is an 83 overall.

    3. Chris Mottram Says:
      February 29th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

      I noticed that as soon as I posted this, SVP, which is why I immediately changed the post title. It probably still showed up in RSS as “decides” though.

    4. Jamie Mottram Says:
      March 1st, 2008 at 10:39 am

      Is Carson Palmer’s brother our current No. 3 then?

    5. The Mayor Says:
      March 1st, 2008 at 12:27 pm

      Palmers bro is the #3 in Cincy. I believe Sam Hollenbach from MD is our #3.

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