Da Meat Hook Is in Incredible Shape

Dmitri Young officially reported to Spring Training yesterday and, according to the Post, he’s been busy slimming down this offseason:

Young, who appears thinner than he was last season, said he began working out three weeks after the season ended. Asked how much weight he lost, he said, “Enough.”

And you know what? You can totally tell the difference:

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As far as I can tell, there are two rules to being a big man: 1) Wear layers (with the outer layer preferably being black), 2) Never, ever walk into a stiff breeze with just a t-shirt on (see also: Rule 1).

Also, dogs are animals. They do not appreciate being forced to wear human clothes. But I guess I wouldn’t expect anything less from a family of Teva wearers.

The photo comes courtesy of Lindsay Czarniak’s blog, which features personal photos of L.C. standing around with cool looking dudes. Speaking of, dude in the blue, why don’t you do me a favor and take three giant steps backward. She’s spoken for, bro.

7 thoughts on “Da Meat Hook Is in Incredible Shape”

  1. Everything I need to know about how good the food is at the Chinatown Fuddruckers, I learned from this picture of Dmitri.

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