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    Da Meat Hook Is in Incredible Shape

    By Chris Mottram | February 19, 2008

    Dmitri Young officially reported to Spring Training yesterday and, according to the Post, he’s been busy slimming down this offseason:

    Young, who appears thinner than he was last season, said he began working out three weeks after the season ended. Asked how much weight he lost, he said, “Enough.”

    And you know what? You can totally tell the difference:

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    As far as I can tell, there are two rules to being a big man: 1) Wear layers (with the outer layer preferably being black), 2) Never, ever walk into a stiff breeze with just a t-shirt on (see also: Rule 1).

    Also, dogs are animals. They do not appreciate being forced to wear human clothes. But I guess I wouldn’t expect anything less from a family of Teva wearers.

    The photo comes courtesy of Lindsay Czarniak’s blog, which features personal photos of L.C. standing around with cool looking dudes. Speaking of, dude in the blue, why don’t you do me a favor and take three giant steps backward. She’s spoken for, bro.

    Topics: Dmitri Young, Nationals |

    7 Responses to “Da Meat Hook Is in Incredible Shape”

    1. Jamie Mottram Says:
      February 19th, 2008 at 11:22 am

      Everything I’ve learned about big man wear I’ve learned from Big Black.

    2. ScottVanPeltStyle Says:
      February 19th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

      Everything I need to know about how good the food is at the Chinatown Fuddruckers, I learned from this picture of Dmitri.

    3. twoeightnine Says:
      February 19th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

      Why is this the first mention that LC has a blog? And why has she only been mentioned in passing three times in the history of Mr. I?

    4. Chris Mottram Says:
      February 19th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

      I’m just trying to play it cool. I don’t want to let on to the fact that I’m completely in love with her.

      Oops.

    5. NTPNate Says:
      February 19th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

      Since when is round not an incredible shape?

    6. MacG Says:
      February 19th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

      Give that man a half smoke!

    7. dmothe30 Says:
      February 19th, 2008 at 6:43 pm

      Come ON, that Fuddrucker’s is phenomenal.

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