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Ryan Newman Has Friends in Low Places, Literally
By Chris Mottram | February 17, 2008
If finding it humorous that there was a little person in Ryan Newman’s pit box today is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right:
The normal-sized person in that shot would be Ryan Newman’s wife, Krissie, who is actually quite attractive when she isn’t crying.
Also, the fact that Kyle Busch couldn’t manage to win the 500 — despite having the fastest car — is a sure sign that Jesus hates Joe Gibbs for leaving the Skins in the hands of a Zorn Star.
Topics: American Horsepower | 8 Comments »
February 17th, 2008 at 8:10 PM
Chris’ stalking crown gets snatched in 5…4…3…2…
February 17th, 2008 at 9:58 PM
Every year I try to watch the Daytona 500, and every year I end up taking a massive nap.
Anyay, is Dale Jr. going from Bud to Amp the biggest downgrade in sponsorship history?
February 17th, 2008 at 11:40 PM
Downgrade? At least with Amp you can mix it with vodka and get drunk.
February 18th, 2008 at 12:39 AM
It’s a damn long race, but the last two laps of a yellow-white-checkered finish are as exciting as anything in sports, and I sincerely believe that, plus the nascar post-game is easily the best televised post-game of any sporting event.
More importantly, Chris, why are your point-and-click TV shots looking so great lately? I’m totally jealous.
February 18th, 2008 at 1:24 AM
Frodo don’t wear the ring…
February 18th, 2008 at 9:19 AM
I love you.
February 18th, 2008 at 9:37 AM
Dan: Vizio HD mixed with some DVR is a blogger’s best friend.
February 18th, 2008 at 9:41 AM
The finish was great, even if I didn’t know which cars were driven by whom.
Missed the post-race, but the pre-race was amazing; the pinnacle being a Chubby Checker, Michael McDonald, Kool & the Gang, Brooks & Dunn medley. Talk about awesome, relevant music. Quite a display.