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UNC Goes With Its All-White Squad
By Chris Mottram | February 16, 2008
At what point is a lead safe enough to put in nothing but the white guys? Apparently the answer is when you’re up 40+ with under two minutes left. Observe UNC’s ghostly five:
That would be Marc Campbell (#2), Surry Wood (#24), Patrick Moody (#35), Jack Wooten (#30) and J.B.Tanner (#15). Campbell’s handle was good enough for me to believe he might be part-ethnic, but no, he’s definitely all white, as his player page proves.
While they didn’t manage to score any points during their minute or so on the floor together, Moody did draw a charge (as seen above), which resulted in the slapping of over-privileged hands:
As Moody was pulled up from the floor, he was overheard yelling, “Ty Lawson who, bitches?! Asheville, North Carolina up in this motherf——-!”
Topics: College Hoops | 9 Comments »
February 16th, 2008 at 4:53 PM
This is like the bizarro 1966 Texas Western team.
February 17th, 2008 at 11:07 AM
curiously, this team is called the “blue team” in practice, whereas the five starters are actually called “the white team.”
February 17th, 2008 at 2:20 PM
Mike Krzyzewski says don’t be hating on white hope, son.
February 17th, 2008 at 8:21 PM
“My five are on the floor.”
February 18th, 2008 at 3:22 PM
What’s the point of this “story” and why are these guys “over priviledged”?
Must be the state school that gives them all this “priviledge”?
February 18th, 2008 at 3:46 PM
The “point” of “this story” was that “these guys” were “all” white scrubs on the floor at the same time.
The “over privileged” line was a joke.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:41 PM
Ah, not much of a point at all. Always killer when the readers are left wondering what the comedy is, though. You are a “sweet writer”.
Incidentally if you wanted to actually research what you’re writing about most of these guys worked their way up from here:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/columns/story?id=3231442
February 18th, 2008 at 9:18 PM
Always killer when douchebags randomly manage to find our site then refuse to just fucking go away.
February 19th, 2008 at 3:54 PM
Wow. Flexing that incredible wit and writing ability again, I see. You’re not very smart, are you, little guy?
Maybe you should just set up this awesome site so that you and your boys who think your shitty writing is funny can discuss it? That way the rest of the internet can just fucking go away.
At least you’ve lived up to your name.