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Clinton Portis Is My Funny Valentine
By Jamie Mottram | February 14, 2008
Dan Shanoff posts his annual man-crush list and, surprisingly, there’s a small fire in Janky Spanky’s underpants for yours truly. What’s that? It’s the other way around? Oh, yeah, that’s right. Then I should probably just buy this mega-tight Miami Portis joint and sit the next one out.
Order now for St. Patty’s, or for when Danny & Vinny cut his sweet ass.
Topics: Clinton Portis, High Fashion, Redskins |
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February 14th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Brady Quinn brings his bullhorn to NOVA in 5…4…3…2…
February 14th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Unsilent had that jersey like 2 years ago…with matching shoes