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  • « Chad Johnson to the Skins: Yes, Please | Home | Skins Say Hello Stump, Goodbye Earnest »

    Yeah, Vitale Probably Isn’t Partial to Duke

    By Chris Mottram | February 13, 2008

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    If there was ever a Douchebag Smurf, this is what he would’ve looked like.

    Update: After the jump, Dicky V’s equally impartial family in the stands.

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    Yes, those are his grandkids in Paulus and Reddick jerseys. Child abuse.

    Also, Maryland lost. Fuck off.

    Topics: Douchebags, Duke Sucks |

    8 Responses to “Yeah, Vitale Probably Isn’t Partial to Duke”

    1. bk Says:
      February 13th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

      “Now that they have taken care of terrorism and the economy, they can turn their attention to baseball” - Mike Patrick.

    2. DCGiggs Says:
      February 13th, 2008 at 9:27 pm

      I nearly choked when I heard him say the above statement.

    3. JCN Says:
      February 13th, 2008 at 9:49 pm

      For the record, I think that was Handy Smurf. Useful guy to have around, but total douche.

    4. theonlymonk81 Says:
      February 14th, 2008 at 12:56 am

      Vitale is a lame loser, who is incredibly partial to Duke. Stop whining about it–it is a tiresome complaint (dog bites man). Also for the record, Vitale’s grandkids always dress in the home court unis. Duke is good, deal with it.

    5. Chris Mottram Says:
      February 14th, 2008 at 8:16 am

      Also, for the record, you’re douche.

    6. VernMack Says:
      February 14th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

      Also Duke likes it on their back, here’s a game article describing it: http://www.teesweekly.com/flop.html

    7. TruthAboutIt.net Says:
      February 14th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

      But hating Duke gives us a reason to live!! I will never “deal” with Dook being good until they are bad.

    8. JoeSportsFan Says:
      February 14th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

      His (presumed) son looks an awful lot like John Calipari.

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