Jennifer Montana Is the Original Cougar

I was 13 when I found ’91 Pro Line Jennifer Montana, and it, uh, got my attention. I don’t know if it was the feathered hair, tasseled jacket or mom jeans, but I knew Joe Montana was the kind of man I’d like to be.



7 thoughts on “Jennifer Montana Is the Original Cougar”

  1. This has to be a metaphor for something else, right?: “I’m always excited about a touchdown, but the drive is the real excitement for me.”

    This was always one of my all-time favorite cards because it confirmed — at age nine — that I was not, in fact, gay as I feared I may be from years of Care Bear collecting.

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