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Jennifer Montana Is the Original Cougar
By Jamie Mottram | February 11, 2008
I was 13 when I found ‘91 Pro Line Jennifer Montana, and it, uh, got my attention. I don’t know if it was the feathered hair, tasseled jacket or mom jeans, but I knew Joe Montana was the kind of man I’d like to be.
Topics: Cardboard Icons, Opposite Sex | 7 Comments »
February 11th, 2008 at 8:29 am
This has to be a metaphor for something else, right?: “I’m always excited about a touchdown, but the drive is the real excitement for me.”
This was always one of my all-time favorite cards because it confirmed — at age nine — that I was not, in fact, gay as I feared I may be from years of Care Bear collecting.
February 11th, 2008 at 10:28 am
I hope the tradition of Wife Cards carries on to the English Premier League.
February 11th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
My buddy saw Joe at bar last summer in Chicago and he was all over a CIT. (Cougar In Training) Nice Find.
February 11th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Good thing you still have the Care Bear stare working for you. It enhances your stalking tenfold.
February 11th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
off subject – but what’s the current discount for t-shirts?
February 11th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
SPREADSHIRT03. Thanks for asking.
February 11th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I get this error: “This coupon is valid from 2007-10-01 to 2007-12-31!”