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  • « Jim Zorn Is the New Skins Head Coach?! | Home | One of the Three Sean Taylors Scores TD »

    Zorn Ready to Lead the ‘Maroon & Black’

    By Jamie Mottram | February 10, 2008

    zorn-snyder.jpgFor a little perspective on how surprising this was, we ran a poll this week asking who the Skins should hire. The choices were Spagnuolo, Mariucci, Meeks, Fassel and Other; which allowed for write-in votes. Jim Zorn was so far off the radar that not only did we not include him, but neither did any of the 365 votes that could’ve written him in.

    So forgive me if I’m still wrapping my head around this and forming an opinion on the hire, which was celebrated with a rather dull press conference this afternoon. La Canfora and Steinberg have each posted extensive notes, but the two revelations that blow my mind are as follows:

    1. The Redskins didn’t speak to Zorn about the head coaching job until Thursday, which means they put all their eggs in Spags’ basket and scrambled when that fell apart.
    2. Zorn said his family is excited to dress up in “maroon & black” to support the Skins.

    The Zorn Era may end well, but it certainly hasn’t started so good, and boy am I glad that Russ Grimm never got an interview. Either way, this is bound to inspire a Blog Show tee this week — in maroon & black, of course — and “Zorn Star” is the early leader. What you got?

    Topics: Jim Zorn, Redskins |

    10 Responses to “Zorn Ready to Lead the ‘Maroon & Black’”

    1. Unsilent Majority Says:
      February 10th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

      Sweet fancy Moses.

      Let me back on the show, I have some things I’d like to say.

    2. Brinson Says:
      February 10th, 2008 at 8:10 pm

      How can you reasonably expect anyone to top “Zorn Star”. That’s just unfair.

    3. ScottVanPeltStyle Says:
      February 10th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

      Not mentioned - Snyder is going to change the colors to maroon and black, just to make this hire look someone logical.

    4. mandellionaire Says:
      February 10th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

      do i make you zorny, baby?

    5. SMinDC Says:
      February 11th, 2008 at 11:49 am

      “Kneel before Zorn”
      [/end original Superman movie nerdiness]

    6. selwoojp Says:
      February 11th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

      Me so Zorny or
      The Zorn Supremacy

    7. StuScottsLazyEye Says:
      February 11th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

      Who’s the black private dick
      That’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
      ZORN
      Ya damn right!

      Who is the man that would risk his neck
      For his brother man?
      ZORN
      Can you dig it?

      Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
      When there’s danger all about?
      ZORN
      Right On!

      They say this cat ZORN is a bad mother
      SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
      I’m talkin’ ’bout ZORN.
      THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

      He’s a complicated man
      But no one understands him but his woman
      JIM ZORN!

    8. Illegal Immigrant Says:
      February 11th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

      Are you addicted to Zornography?

    9. MacG Says:
      February 11th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

      ZZZZZorn……..

    10. The Mayor Says:
      February 11th, 2008 at 7:40 pm

      I think that during the interview process, he was apprised of a “new jersey” this year. To wear for ST.

      The colors are probably maroon and black.

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