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    Jim Zorn Is the New Skins Head Coach?!

    By Jamie Mottram | February 9, 2008

    I don’t even know how to feel about this, because it’s so out-of-leftfield, but Jim Zorn is the new head coach of the Washington Redskins.

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    From Seahawks QB coach for six seasons to Redskins offensive coordinator for two weeks to Redskins head coach … wow. Is this better than Fassel?

    Update: Hogs Haven has blog reactions, including video of Zorn from ‘81.

    Update No. 2: Wilbon and Wise weigh in, with Wilbon bringing up a good point … this news never ever ever ever would’ve been announced on a Saturday night if Danny and Vinny were actually proud of the hire.

    Topics: Jim Zorn, Redskins |

    9 Responses to “Jim Zorn Is the New Skins Head Coach?!”

    1. Larry Bird Flu Says:
      February 9th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

      I prefer a young, well-liked guy to a failed retread of a coach. If nothing else, it shows some balls on Snyder/Vinny’s part.

      Still would have liked Gregg, but I can convince myself not to hate this pick. Beats Fassel, Mooch, et al.

    2. Chris Mottram Says:
      February 9th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

      Anyone is better than Fassel.

      This hiring confirms the way I’ve felt about this debacle all along: I really don’t give a shit.

      4-12, here we come! Although four wins is better than three wins, as was the case our first year under Norv.

    3. omgwtfbbq Says:
      February 9th, 2008 at 8:10 pm

      1. there’s something ironic here that i’m not coherent enough to make into a witty comment right now . . . promoting a head coach from within the organization and all.

      2. I agree with Chris, I don’t give a shit. I’m not anti-Zorn but anyone who holds the head coaching title in DC at this point is nothing more than a mascot. Cerrato runs the show, and the Skins will never have a legitimate/self-respecting head coach under this ownership.

      3. We have officially become the Washington Raiders.

      4. I love to count.

    4. Dewey Says:
      February 9th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

      Snyder makes Bisciotti look like a genius.

    5. ScottVanPeltStyle Says:
      February 10th, 2008 at 12:13 am

      1. At least Norv was a coordinator. This dude Todd Collins Quantum Leap style.

      2. I feel bad for you guys. I thought my Ravens were up 5-11 Avenue, but you dudes have a lot to deal with now. Two unproven coordinators and a coach that that didn’t even make it that far.

    6. StuScottsLazyEye Says:
      February 10th, 2008 at 11:58 am

      Please, the Redksins will contect this year and last I checked, the sorry ass Ravens have this guy as QB

      http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fei%3DUTF-8%26p%3Dshane%2520falco%26fr2%3Dtab-web%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501&w=400&h=606&imgurl=www.movieforum.com%2Fmovies%2Ftitles%2Fthereplacements%2Fimages%2Fshanefalco.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.movieforum.com%2Fmovies%2Ftitles%2Fthereplacements%2Fshanefalco.shtml&size=32.6kB&name=shanefalco.jpg&p=shane+falco&type=jpeg&no=3&tt=80&oid=5af8f9992c421022&ei=UTF-8

    7. Chris Mottram Says:
      February 10th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

      SVP: Why was I unaware that you’re a fucking Ravens fan? You are no longer welcome here.

      (PS. Just kidding. I still heart you. Let’s never fight again.)

    8. Unsilent Majority Says:
      February 10th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

      FUCK THE RAVENS!

      /drinks

    9. Dewey Says:
      February 10th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

      No one can blame you for wanting to fuck the Ravens. That Ray character is quite handsome. And John Harbaugh? Gotta like the cut of his jib.

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