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Portis Is ‘Lusting’ On Next Top Model
By Chris Mottram | February 8, 2008
This is apparently from over a year ago, but it’s new to me (I only watch Bravo’s reality programming). Thanks to the Bog:
Janice Dickinson (who has every right to be the authority on who is and isn’t attractive) is so right. That girl did look old and fat. Fucking huge, in fact.
What do you think CP could have possibly been whispering in that fat girl’s ear that made her accuse him of lusting?
“Damn, fat girl, you so huge and fat. And old. You ain’t never gonna be no Top Model. Might as well come back with me and let Coach Janky Spanky pig stick that ass, you old fatty.”
Or something like that. Perhaps that’s a bit too romantic.
Topics: TV, Clinton Portis, Opposite Sex, Redskins |
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February 8th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
“Pig Stick” is currently my vote for word of the year.
February 8th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Stop making it harder for me to deal with the possibility of losing Portis.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
He was probably asking her if this is the kind of job that can also serve as her credit.