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Meet the Replacement for Erin Andrews
By Chris Mottram | February 7, 2008
Four years from now, the girl to the right will be roaming the sidelines, reporting for ESPN.
Her name is Allie LaForce, and she is currently a freshman at Ohio University, where she plays on the basketball team. She is also a former Miss Teen USA, and was 17 when that photo was taken. The police are on their way.
But if you can manage to get past how ugly she is, you’d see that she has some smarts as well. And isn’t that what counts? King of the Road interviewed her over the weekend, and she had this to say:
KOTR: Why did you pick Ohio University?
ALLIE: I came to Ohio University for the E.W. Scripps School of Journalism.KOTR: Have you decided what field of journalism you want to enter, or are you still in the experimentation stage?
ALLIE: I’m still in the experimentation stage. I think sports broadcasting is what I want to focus on. I think it’s great that women are getting more and more opportunities to be seen and heard in the sports industry. I can see myself being a sideline reporter or doing play-by-play. Play-by-play may be further down the road, but I can see myself doing sideline stuff right now.
Wait, did she say “I’m still in the experimentation stage”? I think that’s the exact excuse Jamie would use in college when he’d wake up face down and pantless in the SAE basement, wallowing in a puddle of blood, sweat and tears with a target around his ass.
Although I think Allie might be referring to a different type of experimentation. Then again, maybe she isn’t.
Topics: SAE!, Opposite Sex |
14 Responses to “Meet the Replacement for Erin Andrews”
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February 7th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I’m actually going to be in Athens this weekend — I went to Ohio U. (As I had to point out to Chris, there is an Athens, Ohio.) I was already planning to hit up the men’s game, but the women play beforehand in a doubleheader. I’m trying to get a credential lined up, so this could be fun.
February 7th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
DAAAAAMN
February 7th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
@UM: Agreed. Think we should give her a call?
February 7th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
giggity
February 7th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
UM, Sarah: Don’t you two live together or something? Must you use our comment section to plan your orgies?
February 7th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Update: Wasn’t joking, will have a credential. And a digital camera. Will report back after I inevitably chicken out.
February 7th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Hazing events are not gay. At all. Obviously.
February 7th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Don’t hate Chris. You can join in.
February 7th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
“I’m here for the gang bang.”
February 7th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
her old myspace is still up and features her in bikini going down a waterslide
http://www.myspace.com/missteenusa2005
February 7th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Hazing events aren’t gay but the gay sex was completely gay.
Once a Pike…
February 8th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Nothing gay about hazing. Provided the goat is a chick.
February 8th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Does it make a dirty man that I already know who this girl is and I have seen her water slide video before? It was a rhetorical question, no answer needed.
February 9th, 2008 at 10:53 am
I’ve partied up at Ohio University before, and if they still do it now like they did in 2000, she’s in for a fun time.