Not to answer my own question, but, yeah, I’d like a little Ocho Cinco with my Burgundy & Gold. And whether you agree or not, it’s a topic that needs addressing now that Jason La Canfora says, “Don’t be surprised to see the Redskins as major players in the sweepstakes to land [Chad Johnson].”
Now, don’t get me wrong, we’ve all had enough of Danny acquiring big names for the sake of acquiring big names, but Johnson’s an elite player at a position of need (slight need is need indeed). He’s also a bit of a showman, and I’m a big fan of showmanship. A team with Ocho Cinco and Janky Spanky would probably make me weak in the knees.