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    Meet My New Girlfriend, Kellie Pickler

    By Chris Mottram | January 30, 2008

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    Yep, that’s Pickler, and that dude on the right with the cool Von Zips and the shit-eating grin, that’s me. Not only is she extremely, unbelievably, insanely hot in person (in a stupid, southern girl sort of way — which is the hottest way of them all), she’s also quite good at putting on a fake smile.

    And for the record, she totally touched my shoulder/arm area.

    Related: Our video from yesterday of Pickler wrapping her legs around a man’s head in order to ask Stahan a question (Warning: This sentence is misleading).

    Topics: Mottram Rules, Opposite Sex | 13 Comments »

    13 Responses to “Meet My New Girlfriend, Kellie Pickler”

    1. StuScottsLazyEye Says:
      January 30th, 2008 at 11:57 AM

      those teets are amazing. good thing you were wearing sunglasses.

    2. Unsilent Majority Says:
      January 30th, 2008 at 12:03 PM

      You two will make incredibly stupid children. And they will surely hate basketball.

    3. twoeightnine Says:
      January 30th, 2008 at 12:35 PM

      Nice lanyard.

    4. PostmanR Says:
      January 30th, 2008 at 1:10 PM

      I have watched “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader” twice.

      It was the episode Pickler was on. This is not a coincidence.

    5. Brinson Says:
      January 30th, 2008 at 1:18 PM

      Stupid, Southern is the best hot.

    6. The Mayor Says:
      January 30th, 2008 at 1:59 PM

      “They speak French right? Is France even a country?”

    7. MacG Says:
      January 30th, 2008 at 3:24 PM

      Where is her Piggyback ride? Corporate world making you soft?

    8. ScottVanPeltStyle Says:
      January 31st, 2008 at 12:07 AM

      She only talked to you because you know Steinz.

    9. tamronlohan Says:
      January 31st, 2008 at 9:10 AM

      Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.
      ~t

    10. Jamie Mottram Says:
      January 31st, 2008 at 11:13 AM

      The Mottram Rules tag has never been more applicable.

    11. opasewq Says:
      January 31st, 2008 at 7:00 PM

      She’s like a curry.

    12. tamronlohan Says:
      January 31st, 2008 at 11:12 PM

      She’s so hot she makes me sixist.

    13. courtney riordan Says:
      February 24th, 2010 at 1:17 AM

      whats up i live in dewey beach del. Fan of your show, but i just realized that you went to lake braddock. I graduated from Robinson in 96 and am pretty sure we had some mutual friends tristan, matt eurdiskie, travis burilla etc. congrats with ur show best of luck court

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