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Meet My New Girlfriend, Kellie Pickler
By Chris Mottram | January 30, 2008
Yep, that’s Pickler, and that dude on the right with the cool Von Zips and the shit-eating grin, that’s me. Not only is she extremely, unbelievably, insanely hot in person (in a stupid, southern girl sort of way — which is the hottest way of them all), she’s also quite good at putting on a fake smile.
And for the record, she totally touched my shoulder/arm area.
Related: Our video from yesterday of Pickler wrapping her legs around a man’s head in order to ask Stahan a question (Warning: This sentence is misleading).
Topics: Opposite Sex, Mottram Rules |
12 Responses to “Meet My New Girlfriend, Kellie Pickler”
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January 30th, 2008 at 11:57 am
those teets are amazing. good thing you were wearing sunglasses.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
You two will make incredibly stupid children. And they will surely hate basketball.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Nice lanyard.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I have watched “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader” twice.
It was the episode Pickler was on. This is not a coincidence.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Stupid, Southern is the best hot.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
“They speak French right? Is France even a country?”
January 30th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Where is her Piggyback ride? Corporate world making you soft?
January 31st, 2008 at 12:07 am
She only talked to you because you know Steinz.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:10 am
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.
~t
January 31st, 2008 at 11:13 am
The Mottram Rules tag has never been more applicable.
January 31st, 2008 at 7:00 pm
She’s like a curry.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:12 pm
She’s so hot she makes me sixist.