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    Leyton Hewitt’s Sister Will Kick Your Ass

    By Chris Mottram | January 19, 2008

    Hewitt beat Baghdatis today in an epic five setter which ended at 4:40 AM Aussie time (the latest match in grand slam history). During the match, the cameras were constantly on Hewitt’s box, probably because his wife is smokin’ hot. But seated next to her was Hewitt’s sister, who — as Chris Fowler pointed out — is a professional body builder. Personally, I think she needs to work on those abs:

    hewittsister.jpg

    Now here’s the real question: Is that hot? For precedent in deciding such a difficult question, I turned to Pink. She has the similar, almost manish, abdominal region, but I’ve always contended that Pink is indeed hot.

    Does that make me gay or something? Probably not. But if I were to say Can’t Take Me Home was a better album than Misundaztood, now that would most certainly make me homosexual. Everyone knows Misundaztood is her crowning achievement.

    UPDATE: Thanks to twoeightnine, there are a pair of SUPER SEXY photos of Hewitt’s sister after the jump.

    UPDATE II: Thanks to Meech, there are some photos (also after the jump) that are actually super sexy (see, ’cause in the previous update I was using sarcasm).

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    Topics: Opposite Sex, Tennis | 6 Comments »

    6 Responses to “Leyton Hewitt’s Sister Will Kick Your Ass”

    1. Unsilent Majority Says:
      January 19th, 2008 at 2:19 PM

      Pink looks smelly.

    2. twoeightnine Says:
      January 19th, 2008 at 2:39 PM

      Pink isn’t fuck-ugly because of her abs, she’s fuck-ugly because she’s fuck-ugly. And smelly.

      Ms. Hewitt is just scary.
      http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5701859,00.jpg

    3. meech.one Says:
      January 19th, 2008 at 3:18 PM

      I’m scurred.

      In that screenshot, she looks like a masculine Kathy Ireland. In the 289 link, she looks like she has a cock.

      NO. THANKS.

    4. Jamie Mottram Says:
      January 19th, 2008 at 3:42 PM

      Who’s that girl on Vera De Milo’s left?

    5. YaYaSportsWorld Says:
      January 19th, 2008 at 4:27 PM

      That woman is still hot. Okay, obvious turn-off: the manish appearance during the body-building competition.

      Turn-on: the fact that she doesn’t look like that all the time, and most often times, the first picture.

      For body-building competitions, contestants try to withrawal most of the water in their body, which enables their muscles to, ya know, stand out so distinctly. That’s why she looks like a hotter version of Xena the female warrior in the latter pictures.

      I’d do ‘er.

    6. chicagofan Says:
      January 22nd, 2008 at 1:22 PM

      That chick is smoking hot. Who would not want to have sexy legs wrapped around you!

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