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Don’t You Ban Truck Nuts, Sweet Virginia
By Jamie Mottram | January 17, 2008
The news out of VA is that our beloved truck nuts may not be long for the Commonwealth:
State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.
Obviously, Del. Spruill doesn’t know a damn thing about pure American horsepower and has never felt the exhilarating rush of strapping a pair of brass (or blue or flesh-colored) balls onto his F-150, heading to 7-11 for a 64 oz. Big Gulp and cruising the strip. Del. Spruill has nothing on this guy. He could never look this man in the eye. And Del. Spruill must be stopped.
At least until my NASCAR Nuts business gets off the ground.
(Tip of the pen in the general direction of The Mayor of FedEx Field.)
Topics: American Horsepower, High Fashion |
3 Responses to “Don’t You Ban Truck Nuts, Sweet Virginia”
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January 17th, 2008 at 10:42 am
This just adds momentum to the hatchback breasts movement.
January 17th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Speaking of 7-11, I hate the one in Fairfax near my work.
It is jammed packed with Asians with peculair haircuts, contractors getting the ol coffe and big bite combo, and the degenerate gamblers that thrive in one dollar sctrach off lottery tickets.
I find it humerous that as soon as they get the ticket, they dont even move out of the line, they whip out a nickel and start scratching.
Motherfuckers.
February 20th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Here’s offering a 10% discount to all of you folks in Virginia…. buy a pair of Truck Nuts today from www.mistercojones.com and swing them proudly in the face of Mr. Spruill!! What a moron… use dicount code SPRUILL at check out!