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American Idol Found a Hot Cage Fighter
By Jamie Mottram | January 16, 2008
I’m watching American Idol. Partly because I have a writer’s strike TV jones, partly because I’m married and partly because Idol is the NFL of the entertainment world, and the Skins aren’t playing again anytime soon.
Chris missed the premiere, however, which he told me was “the biggest blunder in [his] television viewing career,” but he didn’t miss all that much. There was a crazy girl from Philly, a Paula Abdul stalker-type, a dude with a voice deeper than my sense of regret … and, oh yeah, a hideous looking (not really) cage fighter named Kristy Lee Cook! Press play, dawg.
You bet your ass she’s going to Hollywood.
Get a full episode recap at TV Squad, hit up Kristy Lee’s MySpace page and, as usual, mock Chris and I mercilessly in the comments.
Topics: Absurd Video, Opposite Sex, TV | 5 Comments »
January 16th, 2008 at 7:01 PM
In defense of my manhood: I missed the premiere to go to a bar and watch Maryland.
Full disclosure: Had I realized the premiere was on last night, I wouldn’t have seen a second of the Maryland game.
January 16th, 2008 at 7:15 PM
chris and me…
January 16th, 2008 at 10:27 PM
Who shows more cleavage the contestants or Simon? All that bread he can’t get a man-yams operation?
Horrendous
January 17th, 2008 at 12:46 AM
The best guy from the first auditions was the brother from Bowie!
January 17th, 2008 at 10:41 AM
“I live in a log cabin.”
Close. Post. Now.