Archive for January, 2008
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Thursday, January 31st, 2008You’ve seen the Pickler photo. You’ve seen the Media Day stalking and the Radio Row stalking. But what’s gone unseen are the archives, which have now been plundered and put on display here thanks to 289, who is a genius.
‘NOT POSSIBLE’ to Play With Groin Pain
Thursday, January 31st, 2008Two quick Wiz-related YouTubes for you here. First up, despite what The Big Lead says, Steve Buckhantz’ call of Toronto’s buzzer-beater (via the Bog) to send Tuesday night’s game into overtime is the awesome.
Don’t fret, Blog Show T-Shop gnomes are already churning out NOT POSSIBLE garments.
Also, after the jump, Andray Blatche gets kneed in [...]
Boom! Goes the Maryland Student Body
Thursday, January 31st, 2008Was in College Park last night for Maryland’s win over UVA and am starting to think the Terps aren’t so shitty after all. They lost back-to-back home games against Ohio and American but have gone 7-2 since, with a win at UNC and a close loss to Duke.
UVA hasn’t won on the road since November [...]
My Brother Stalks Super Bowl Celebrities
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008If Chris wasn’t relation, pictures like this would be highly suspect:
But he ain’t heavy, so it’s cool. And with any luck, this series continues.
Stalker Photos: Radio Row (Ditka, etc.) | Media Day (Berman, etc.)
Meet My New Girlfriend, Kellie Pickler
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008Yep, that’s Pickler, and that dude on the right with the cool Von Zips and the shit-eating grin, that’s me. Not only is she extremely, unbelievably, insanely hot in person (in a stupid, southern girl sort of way — which is the hottest way of them all), she’s also quite good at putting on a [...]
Plax Might Make Me Root for the Giants
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008I’m out here in Arizona for Sporting News, so I’m using most of my material for them, but I saved one nugget from Media Day for Mr. I (although I’ve been told you could find this “nugget” on SportsCenter as well): Plax loves him some Art Monk. His exact quote yesterday:
“Please get Art Monk in [...]
Chris Hoiles Is Wearing His High Hat
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008With Erik Bedard’s departure to Seattle looming I’ve been thinking about the Orioles a lot lately, mostly about how much they suck. So let’s take it back to their first long wave of suck and 1990 Bowman Chris Hoiles (rookie card, son!). Hoiles had a good stick, no arm and great bangs; and boy did [...]
Blog Show 36: ‘Look at Those Thighs’
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008Thanks and respect to Kissing Suzy Kolber co-founder, Deadspin contributor and erstwhile blog commenter Unsilent Majority for filling in as my co-host while Steinberg is in Arizona filing Super Bowl dispatches. For a guy who hasn’t been on TV since a childhood acting spot (was it a Burger King commercial, Maj?), he does good. Real [...]
Please Buy That New Will Leitch Joint
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008In September of ‘05, I got a call from a guy named Will Leitch who humbly (and mumbly) introduced himself and his oddly named site, Deadspin. He wanted to inform of his new endeavor and ask which blogs he should be reading, if he wasn’t already. Aside from being an impossibly fast talker, what struck [...]
TMZ Is on Brady Anderson Like
Yahoo! Sports on Reggie Bush
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
Exclusive! TMZ is reporting! That ex-baseball player Brady Anderson! Picked up a girl online! And sent her text messages! That’s a great story! So says TMZ.
So much wrong here: 1) TMZ users don’t even know who he is, yet this is the second time they’ve mocked him this month. 2) He didn’t do anything wrong [...]