Oh, this is gonna be fun.
The new site Ruin Romo is sprouting up through the cracked sidewalks of the ‘sphere in an attempt to, well, ruin Tony Romo as both a quarterback and a man.
The plan is simple: have Panthers fans download Jessica Simpson’s demonic visage, put it on a stick and wave it around in the crowd at Carolina this weekend. And Redskins fans at Washington next weekend. And [divisional playoff opponent] fans making the trip to Dallas two weeks after that. And so on until America’s Smile is turned upside down.
With Chris in Charlotte and me in D.C., we could get this movement off the ground real quick. Then again, we’re too lazy and fantasy football-addled to actually go to games, so whatever.
(Inappropriate man hugs to Mr. I reader StuScottsLazyEye for the tip.)