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    Merry Christmas From Arizona State

    By Jamie Mottram | December 20, 2007

    We don’t find this stuff. This stuff finds us. Lauren Thompson be thy name.

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    (Thanks to Mr. I reader puttsfromtherough for this shocking revelation.)

    Update: 100% Injury Rate explains via email why those pointer and middle fingers are so far apart:

    “I’ve been informed by a few ASU grads that the cheerleaders aren’t actually giving the shocker, but instead the ASU pitchfork hand symbol.

    I’m not sure what’s funnier, that a school adopts a hand symbol that’s basically the shocker, or attending an ASU game where 70,000 people are all giving the shocker at once.”

    Topics: College, Opposite Sex |

    11 Responses to “Merry Christmas From Arizona State”

    1. Chris Mottram Says:
      December 20th, 2007 at 3:31 pm

      Girls are such sluts.

    2. puttsfromtherough Says:
      December 20th, 2007 at 3:31 pm

      She is in the top 3 for cnnsi’s cheerleader of the week along with the chic from Miami and the one from Oregon. I think the Ducks might have the hottest cheerleaders on the planet.

      http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0710/campus.cheer.oregon/content.1.html

      http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0710/campus.cheerleader.miami/content.1.html

      I think Kelsi from Oregon is the winner

    3. StuScottsLazyEye Says:
      December 20th, 2007 at 3:37 pm

      Are they flshing the “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” sign? That’s awesome!

    4. MacG Says:
      December 20th, 2007 at 3:46 pm

      I agree with puttsfromtherough.

      Quacked or shocked? Tough call.

    5. Scott Sargent Says:
      December 20th, 2007 at 3:48 pm

      If she would’ve just chosen San Diego State as planned we could’ve seen her in yesterday’s post…

    6. ShaneRollins Says:
      December 20th, 2007 at 4:56 pm

      I’ll give Kelsi the body but the shocker the face. How the U cheerleader made the list is beyond me but my guess is it involved some sort of oral altercation.

    7. ScottVanPeltStyle Says:
      December 21st, 2007 at 1:33 pm

      That should win somebody’s photo competition.

    8. thesportshernia Says:
      December 22nd, 2007 at 5:27 pm

      There’s simply nothing to dislike about the institution that is ASU.

    9. NFL Adam Says:
      December 25th, 2007 at 8:07 pm

      Seriously, you didn’t know about this? Come on. ASU was good in 1996, you should have caught on then.

    10. legendofcecilioguante Says:
      December 27th, 2007 at 2:19 pm

      Best interview answer from sweet Lauren.

      2. My favorite class is: Class is class to me, they are kind of all the same.

      Talk about shockers. Based on SDSU being your second choice, I was sure academics were of the utmost importance…was thinking organic chemistry was likely your favorite…oh, well…

    11. NFL Adam Says:
      December 28th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

      Oh my God … turns out Texas is doing a “Longhorn” with thier hands, not signalling “Rock on.”

      Next thing you know, USC is not giving the peace symbol.

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