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Queen Latifah Is Clinton Portis’ No. 1 Fan
By Jamie Mottram | December 16, 2007
I’ve never had any particular affinity for the Queen. ‘U-N-I-T-Y (That’s a Unity)’ was pretty catchy, and we did call our broseph “Queen LaBeefah” for a minute there in the mid ’90s, but I’ve never really cared either way about the plus size rapper/actress.
Until now, that is, because she’s part of NBC’s Sunday Night Football opener; the one with Faith Hill. And she’s wearing a Portis jersey, so she’s cool with us. Now let’s go Skins.
Topics: Literal Headlines, Music, Redskins | 4 Comments »



December 16th, 2007 at 9:59 PM
She’s more of an Antwaan Randle-El fan, but that’s NBC producers for you.
December 16th, 2007 at 10:05 PM
Speaking of ARE, his SNF intro was hilarious.
December 16th, 2007 at 10:14 PM
she also gets bonus points for being lesbian too.
December 17th, 2007 at 1:16 AM
I had U.N.I.T.Y painfully stuck in my head for like 10 years. Just got it out about a week ago. Now, thanks to this post, its back again. Thanks.