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    Greivis Vasquez Has Curious Facial Hair

    By Jamie Mottram | December 13, 2007

    Despite (and perhaps because of) Maryland’s recent struggle, I didn’t consider their matchup with Ohio to be appointment viewing. Surely, they’d take care of business in College Park as they feed on cupcakes before entering the heart of ACC competition. But I had to tune in after receiving not one but two text messages shortly after tipoff. One was from Chris and the other from my buddy Andy, and they weren’t alerting me that Maryland was losing to an inferior MAC opponent:

    “You need to see Vasques [sic] hair tonight. he has something into his sideburns.”

    So I turned on the tube and, wow, how right they were. General Greivis not only has something, uh, unique shaved into the right and left sides of his face, but he also has something going on with the backside of his head. See for yourself, and please enlighten me as to what’s happening here. The first one looks like a cheek penis for chrissakes.

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    Topics: TV Photography, Greivis Vasquez, Great Hair, Maryland, High Fashion |

    7 Responses to “Greivis Vasquez Has Curious Facial Hair”

    1. cantwecommentanonymously Says:
      December 13th, 2007 at 11:58 am

      How did he cut that lampshade look into his fade? I gotta get a line on his barber.

    2. onside kick Says:
      December 13th, 2007 at 12:08 pm

      This guy at the bar last night yelled “deport that mother fucker” after Greivis clanked up another 3-pointer.

    3. Jamie Mottram Says:
      December 13th, 2007 at 12:30 pm

      cantwecommentanonymously, yes, I’ll turn the lights off next time I’m taking pictures of my TV like the nerd that I am.

      onside kick, that guy at the bar sounds like a total shithead.

    4. ScottVanPeltStyle Says:
      December 13th, 2007 at 12:33 pm

      Ludacris thinks this is Superbad.

    5. StuScottsLazyEye Says:
      December 13th, 2007 at 1:19 pm

      Anthony Mason thinks this is stupid as well

    6. The Mayor Says:
      December 13th, 2007 at 4:43 pm

      I have the same lamp. Pier Imports right?

      I love lamp.

    7. thesportshernia Says:
      December 14th, 2007 at 3:53 pm

      I can’t wait for someone to shave a blog post into their face.

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