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Cooley’s Bowel Movement-Related Injury
By Chris Mottram | December 12, 2007
I don’t think I know anyone who’s suffered a physical injury from droppin’ a deuce, but I did have a friend who was once so drunk that he didn’t fully pull his pants down before beginning the process. He was at a friend’s house, a friend who happened to be a girl. Needless to say, this was an emotional shit injury. Cooley’s, on the other hand, was of the physical nature, I believe:
“I’ve got a lozenge in my mouth … I’ll try not to click it around my chicklets.” — Bryant Gumbel
And I’ve got dinner in my mouth. I’ll try not to spit it all over my keyboard from laughter. Jesus almighty, this guy — to rephrase a famous line — makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X.
Topics: Chris Cooley, Media Bird Doggin', Redskins |
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December 13th, 2007 at 10:27 am
Better than the wrist injury he got trying to practice the jump hang for the American Ninja Warrior tryouts.