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    Landry’s Hit Upsets Collinsworth’s Vagina

    By Chris Mottram | December 10, 2007

    In the Skins win over the Bears last week, The Ron Landry picked up a 15 yarder for a late hit on Muhammad. At the time, I thought it was borderline bullshit, but I also happened to be more than a little intoxicated that night. Seeing it again, it was obviously the right call. The issue here is Collinsworth’s reaction:

    I realize he was a mediocre WR — a position prone to creating whiny little bitches who spell “Chris” like “Cris” — so he’s extra sensitive when it comes to getting touched on the football field, but come on dude. Landry was about one second late hitting the receiver on a pass that grazed Muhammad’s fingers. It’s not like it was some sort of cheap shot away from the play.

    And what is Collinsworth’s double-secret inside relationship with the Redskins coaches which tells him that “head hunting” is a major complaint the team has with Landry? God damn, that guy’s a douchebag.

    Not that I have any strong feelings about Collinsworth one way or the other.

    Topics: Area 51, Media Bird Doggin', Redskins | 14 Comments »

    14 Responses to “Landry’s Hit Upsets Collinsworth’s Vagina”

    1. twoeightnine Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 1:27 AM

      Just wait until Iran finds out that The Ron hit Muhammad.

    2. StuScottsLazyEye Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 1:59 AM

      If Sean Taylor was and is the Boom King, what are we gonna call Landry? He is obviously well on his way to being a feared safety. Although the hit was late, if you look at the last 5-6 games, the Redskins have been beat by the deep ball over the middle. I think that this hit was a message to the league that the middle is closed and if you come thru here, expect to get hit.

      PS
      Collingsworth is a douche and Gumbell is a tampon

    3. StuScottsLazyEye Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 2:01 AM

      On a side note, does Alge Crumpler look like a beetlejuice?

    4. KibrickKatz Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 4:31 AM

      Lo Ducaaaaa!

    5. Chris Mottram Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 9:59 AM

      Landry definitely needs a nickname. The Ron is funny and all, but it does him no justice.

      And yes, Crumpler looks like a 260 pound version of Beetlejuice.

    6. ScottVanPeltStyle Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 10:34 AM

      Could he be the Boom Prince?

      Perhaps Mr. Smacktastic?

    7. Jamie Mottram Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 11:04 AM

      W’about Dirty-Dirty?

    8. Dan Steinberg Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 12:30 PM

      Don’t forget Fred Smoot’s take: Whoa! Or Wo! Or however that’s spelled.

      But no one likes my nickname suggestions any more.

    9. The Mayor Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 2:11 PM

      I like Gangster Boom.

    10. StuScottsLazyEye Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 2:33 PM

      Sheriff Knockout
      OMK (Over the Middle Killer)
      LaHITMAN

    11. Chris Mottram Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 3:11 PM

      Bayou Boomking?

    12. The Mayor Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 4:26 PM

      LA Lights Out?

      Like the shoes, LA Lights?

    13. MattD Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 5:55 PM

      megaLaRon – like the prehistoric giant shark. Only guess what, he’s never had to evolve and he’s lurking in the secondary…
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalodon

    14. NFL Adam Says:
      December 11th, 2007 at 8:58 PM

      Collinsworth was spot on.

      Landry should worry about hitting somebody legally and not being shot by burglars.

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