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Appalachian State Co-Ed, ‘Maps’ Beauty Pageant Girl Are Same Person
By Chris Mottram | December 10, 2007
About three weeks ago we posted a photo of an unnaturally hot App State fan courtesy of the good folks at Southern Fried Football. Today, via a friend of Mr. I, we have learned that she also happens to be Miss Teen South Carolina. You know, the “U.S. Americans” chick. Check it out:
According to our totally not-at-all creepy 30-something friend, she is just finishing up her first semester at Appalachian State. He knows because he has class with her. Although he is not a student at the university. I guess what I’m saying is that our friend is a stalker.
If she knows what’s good for her career, she’ll go Jenn Sterger on that ass, and wear the above outfit in the front row of App State’s National Championship game this Friday night. And if she knows what’s good for her social life, she won’t call me. I’m a heart breaker, baby. I was born to run.
There are more photos than your weak heart can handle on Southern Fried Football’s site, including one of her jumping on a trampoline. You may want to consult your physician before proceeding.
Topics: Opposite Sex |
5 Responses to “Appalachian State Co-Ed, ‘Maps’ Beauty Pageant Girl Are Same Person”
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December 10th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
The second paragraph of this post is the funniest thing in Mr. Irrelevant history.
December 11th, 2007 at 9:43 am
Classic, absolutely classic
December 11th, 2007 at 10:33 am
These pictures are being nice, as such. Considering that maps for U.S. Americans is all together important for Iraq.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:41 am
If that can’t motivate you to win a national title then nothing will…
December 12th, 2007 at 4:03 am
Look, if 100,000 men went to war over Helen of Troy,
http://www.rossettiarchive.org/img/s163.jpg
I think we can redraw a few measly maps for this girl.