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Monday’s Basically Top Five Blog Links

By Jamie Mottram | November 26, 2007

This is a new, revolutionary feature known as Basically Top Five. It’s totally different from and more refreshing than other links dumps such as The Roundup and Saint Andrew’s Net, and the name honors our friend Brian the Bull, who says “basically” and “top five” a lot. The former means he’s lying, and the latter means he’s embellishing.

1. Make ‘Toine an All-Star. A new blog dedicated to getting Walker back in the All-Star Game and collecting “Shimmy” Photoshop jobs.
2. Bill Conlin v. sports bloggers. The Philadelphia Daily News columnist emails, “The only positive thing I can think of about Hitler’s time on earth–I’m sure he would have eliminated all bloggers.”
3. “USC thugs, man.” CBS guy and ex-Golden Domer Steve Beuerlein lets his Irish flag fly when not realizing they were back from a break.
4. Strange stocking stuffers for sports fans. Holiday-themed figurines of Spanish athletes defecating are Pooh Cannon-approved.
5. Pac-10 cat fight! A slo-mo clip of an Oregon co-ed and an Arizona co-ed jostling for camera time is predictably riveting.

Bonus links: Lamenting Coach O’s firing … Recapping preseason tournament action … Live blogging the Pats’ Sunday night scare … Remembering Joe Kennedy

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2 Responses to “Monday’s Basically Top Five Blog Links”

1. Brinson Says:
   November 26th, 2007 at 11:48 am

   Wow!!! That Antoine Walker blog is incredible. I heart shimmies.

2. GMadness Says:
   November 27th, 2007 at 2:53 pm

   I swear to God, if I ever see him shimmie again, I’ll slap the closest person to me dead in the face. It’s the ugliest, most pathetic, weak-ass move I’ve ever seen - next to Merton Hanks’ Duck shit, that is.
   -G-

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