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    It’s Dallas Week. Or Something. Yay.

    By Chris Mottram | November 15, 2007

    calvincrapsoncowboyssmall.jpgAs you can tell by the exactly zero amount of posts we’ve made about it being Dallas Week, we are so f’ing pumped!

    Okay, so I’m being slightly sarcastic. It’s pretty difficult to get too excited about an imminent loss. Although the Skins can win if several things happen:

    1. We fight our guts out
    2. We play super smart
    3. Understand that up here, it’s physical
    4. Gibbs is given six timeouts per half.
    5. Sean Taylor, Santana Moss, Jon Jansen, Carlos Rogers, Randy Thomas all play
    6. Calvin covers the entire Cowboys team in fecal matter, thus rendering them useless.

    Now, is there enough magic out there in the moonlight to make this dream come true (we love Field of Dreams lines)? ‘Tis times like these when I refer to the miracle that occurred in Dallas two years ago and answer, “Yes.”

    But then I realize that miracles are bullshit and we’re gonna lose something like 48-13. Then I’ll say things like, “Yeah, well just wait ’til you have to play in our house!” Because no one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around. Until inside the two minute warning. But hey, leading for 58 minutes is better than leading for 57 minutes, right?

    Oh whatever, just look at Calvin shitting on Dallas. That’s funnier than truck nuts.

    Update: “I Hate Dallas” to the tune of that hot-ass Fity Cent track. Note the use of the word “bamas” in the lyrics. You have no clue how difficult it is trying to explain to people in Charlotte what “bama” means.

    Topics: Dallas Sucks, Redskins | 5 Comments »

    5 Responses to “It’s Dallas Week. Or Something. Yay.”

    1. omgwtfbbq Says:
      November 15th, 2007 at 3:37 PM

      Also resembles tea-bagging which makes picture even mo’ funny.

    2. Jamie Mottram Says:
      November 15th, 2007 at 3:41 PM

      I actually saw a bumper sticker like that in North Carolina, except Calvin was wearing a Skins helmet.

    3. Chris Mottram Says:
      November 15th, 2007 at 3:43 PM

      Now that it’s been brought up, Calvin’s shit does kinda look more like nuts than turds. Even better.

    4. 8845 Says:
      November 15th, 2007 at 7:13 PM

      Any Jenn Sterger updates?

    5. mandellionaire Says:
      November 16th, 2007 at 1:12 AM

      watching that clip hurts.

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